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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

@Keris Well, we do have very similar physiques. And enjoy 'wolverine sex'. Sex with wolverines. Perfectly normal. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 16, 2011
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

Follow my friend and writing partner @AllanaHarkin — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 16, 2011
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

I have officially replaced exercise with coffee. Twenty percent of the endorphins and none of the health benefits. Plus, 'crazy eyes'. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 16, 2011
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

Just showed my 5 and 3 year old children Star Wars for the first time. They appear to enjoy the pile of dead Jawas most of all. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 16, 2011
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

@douchebaggette No. You really don't. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 15, 2011
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

@mileskahn also tonight on The Daily Show Sam Bee wears a disturbingly smelly shirt. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 15, 2011
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

RT @mileskahn: Tonight on The Daily Show, brand new Twitter star @iamsambee investigates a disturbing new poll. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 15, 2011 Retweet Deleted
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

I think I just felt the power of the @mileskahn @bshorrhandmade @jennakimjones trifecta of twitter...intoxicating. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 15, 2011
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

Oh God so much pressure...so much pressure. And--I just lost my erection...I swear this doesn't usually happen. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 15, 2011
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

At the doctor checking for skin cancer. Curse these moles! My moley children will never taste the pleasures of the sun's delicious Vitamin D — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 15, 2011
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

@ChiUptown wait--that's only one question... — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 13, 2011
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

@aasif OK Aasif. I'm doing it. I'm tweeting, you Bastard. Hope your dreams were buttery last night. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 12, 2011
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

Writing for Babble now with @AllanaHarkin Take our hands and come with us on this journey... — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 12, 2011
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

Currently attacking a pack of stress relief gum. Can a person die from the combination of elderflower extract and overly aggressive chewing? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 12, 2011
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Samantha Bee @iamsambee

Oh, hello. This first tweet is for my mom. She really only follows me and Gordon Lightfoot. (mostly Gordon Lightfoot though...) — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 12, 2011