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Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Next, I'd like to get her take on Das Boot. http://t.co/YIYUK9Hq — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
If you squint and look at my profile picture from a distance, I look like a child's drawing of a uterus and fallopian tubes. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Just in case you were harboring any illusions about me. http://t.co/7Gxh47yt — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Looking down at myself I realize, I really owe it to others to do a better job of shaving my knees. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Whenever I fly over the ocean I always think "today's the day I'm going to see a whale." — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Ninety nine percent sure my flight attendant is faking her British accent. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@jaymrosenthal who are you? Say hello please. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
How did I lose all that pesky baby weight? Please don't ask me how. Seriously. http://t.co/7Gxh47yt — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@thejoelstein @cassandrabarry Wow. Thank you for this. I am not alone! I KNEW it! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
You know what would make childrens birthday parties better? If nobody ever had them, and nobody ever had to go to one. http://t.co/GPNWcLWX — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
A lot of grown ups had grape scented stools this morning. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @JennyJohnsonHi5: Watching Hugh Hefner have sex must be like watching someone try to puncture a Capri Sun pouch with an earthworm. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@AllanaHarkin likes childrens parties. She wants to marry them. http://t.co/GPNWcLWX — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I hope my taxi driver is sitting in a soiled diaper right now, because if not, there is no excuse for what he has just put me through. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Just going through some old photographs. I think I might try to go back in time and push myself face first into a snowbank. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@allanaharkin The (Little Lady) Is A Tramp. http://t.co/aROv9lxP — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @drstorper: The human brain is remarkably unattractive. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @drstorper: When enjoying the fall foliage, try to forget that the colours are caused by the slow death of the leaves. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@amalah @herbadmother @AllanaHarkin If I find out that someone I respect eats Rum Raisin ice cream, I'm sorry--it changes things for me. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@herbadmother @AllanaHarkin When I hear people say things like "raisins are Nature's candy" I know we are going to have a problem. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@DeliaEphron Well hello there! Thanks for the birthday greeting. Glad to see you here... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
This is me. Also, this year, I am going as @jonesinforjason http://t.co/ECSyn910 — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
My Australian accent is SO good when no one is around to hear it. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Oh Jesus, I just realized that I could be following @realMickFoley Take my hand everyone, and join me on this journey! I HEART him. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@jenhasgreathair @jonesinforjason His Sgt. Pepper phase was my favorite. I feel like you really know my heart. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
'Moustache rides' are never really free, are they? — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@jonesinforjason Tell your followers that suggesting a coupon book for 'free moustache rides' is not going to cut it. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Oh dear..RT @jonesinforjason Need gift ideas for wife's B-day. best idea b4 sun, wins a follow from me (you will b the only person i follow) — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Thanks to Allison @firstprizepies and @fandw everything I eat from now on must first be baked into a pretzel crust. http://t.co/vz1PZIwk — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@Littof Banana cream pie/pudding would be *acceptable* but not ideal. I'm always willing to give dessert a shot. — PolitiTweet.org
