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Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@ericjackson *sharp intake of breath, followed by acute envy* — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
You can thank me later. http://t.co/HhuBG1jX — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
"@ThatKatieTucker: @iamsambee @joek1228 Yes. Thank you. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
A great way to give yourself permanent frown lines is to plug your own zip code into a sex offender registry. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I've spent so much time tweeting about other people's books that I forgot about my own. It goes great with liquor. http://t.co/TiujxAx3 — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
If I had to choose, I would say that my personal fragrance is Hot Rotisserie Chicken. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Eventually I have to inform my children that it's actually called "night" not "The Dark Time", right? — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Could this be considered hitting rock bottom: eating at a Buffalo Wild Wings in one's pajama bottoms? Asking for a friend. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@AnaGasteyer Do think they have Edible Underwear? I got hungry in the car and chewed through my last pair. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Everyone in Top 40 music right now sounds like their parents pushed them into show business against their will. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@ericjackson I'll ask him if he has a line on some quality butter tarts as well. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Approaching the Canadian border. Please have a warm vat of Chalet Sauce ready for me to skinny dip in when I arrive. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Road trip. Trying to decide if we should eat at a Cracker Barrel, or if I should just slug back a vial of Nightshade. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Long roadtrip car conversation: @jonesinforjason (sniffing the air) "I think the baby just shat herself." Me "No. It's my salad." *digs in* — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @mileskahn: Epic night. Still can't believe John Edwards could hot-wire a Bentley. Question: where's a good place in Atlantic City to ... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@mileskahn Aw! I hope it was in reference to The Holy See. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I just can't stop giving. http://t.co/HhuBG1jX — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@biggayicecream I have figured it out. I'm just really afraid to tell you. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Friend, TDS writer, and amateur swimsuit model Kevin Bleyer has a new book! Good for reading and/or flower pressing. http://t.co/aSM2kODC — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @AllanaHarkin: Do you live in the "burbs"? Because Samantha Bee is looking in your window. Please dress appropriately: http://t.co/ ... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @TheStevenWeber: By far, the bravest faces are worn on the wives of toupee wearers. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Hey everyone, @thejoelstein wrote a book! Even better, I'm going to be playing him in the film adaptation. http://t.co/X7JyY9w8 #ManMade — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@allanaharkin is right. The question we should all be asking is "Are you KID enough?" http://t.co/ylxR9Kyz — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@mwasiqali Aw shucks...you read my book! *heart flutters* — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @straintest: Tune in for Bob's Burgers this Sunday and hear @iamsambee & @thomaslennon. Also it's the LAST NEW EPISODE UNTIL OCTO ... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Thinking about showing up at my meeting today in full makeup, and the faintest wisp of a moustache. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I wish you could see my impression of the 127 year old woman sitting in front of me at The Columnist tonight. It comes with shrieks! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
How do I know *for sure* I'm on vacation? All my children caught a stomach bug and started vomiting. Sooo relaxing. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @azimm: New super-funny post. @allanaharkin @iamsambee A Mother/Daughter Moment http://t.co/sLHpsojw — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I will give @jonesinforjason $100 if he comes to me in the night wearing a belted Jack Lalanne body stocking. — PolitiTweet.org
