Samantha Bee

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

@missjenwith1n I'd like to request Dust In The Wind. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

@missjenwith1n Episode 4 just sprained my eyeballs. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

@heygrover Enter. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

World, stop revolving. I'm about to watch yesterday's episode of Breaking Bad. I require a transcontinental cone of silence. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

@EverymanKitchen @sweetney And with this, I was the slice of Provolone in your love sandwich. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

If I keep drinking espresso at my current pace--eventually I'll develop jet-feet, right? — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

RT @paulmather007: If the Olympics knew how much I wasn't paying attention to the Olympics I think it would hurt the feelings of the Oly ... — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

RT @ElBloombito: Por favor not to give los babyados el formula. Necesito el leche de los boobos. Que whip it out! — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

RT @ThatKatieTucker: Chasing a Blown Away Beach Umbrella #RejectedOlympicEvents — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

Know me by my two year old's impression of me on the phone: "Yah. Yah. NO. What?! COME ON. OK fine. Pizza. Thank you." — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

Don't make me come over there. http://t.co/XcEVPDMB — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

RT @GallBrendan: The movie The Messenger should have been called The Bad News Bears way more than The Bad News Bears should have — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

I'm kind of geeking out to learn that @jianghomeshi and @CBCRadioQ can now be heard on @WNYC. Excited on a level that is probably unhealthy. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

Attention: @sr_simone Tonight is the night on TDS for rogue nuns! Vatican censure! General tomfoolery! — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

I never felt older than just now, attempting to explain what a Rubik's Cube is to a twenty two year old. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

@TheStevenWeber Nibbling my way out of a corn maze. Send Diet Coke and Bacitracin. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

If there is, in fact, a vegetable that screams when it is being harvested, please let that vegetable be Eggplant. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

@AllanaHarkin read a (slightly, but-not-nearly-dirty-enough) book! http://t.co/gEv5Nxpr — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

If you cut me right now, blueberry pie filling would ooze out. http://t.co/11Hoc4ZA — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

I feel your pain @allanaharkin. I also smell it. http://t.co/ywFdycm6 — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

I will never stop being curious about the time Sharon Stone's moustache-husband almost died from a komodo dragon bite. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

One night in N.H. and I've already joined a militia. We stick-fight to the music of Melissa Etheridge and cool down with sea salt scrubs. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

Every parent approaches vacation with equal parts JOY and also...dread. http://t.co/DvChs29n — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

@NekoCase No, YOU! — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

I'm not so much wearing a *dress* today, as a cotton bag that you might store onions in over the winter. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

Wherein I discovered the value of waterproof mascara. http://t.co/iwBTh3HK — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

@secupp Thanks for your patience, and your physical prowess. Sorry I tried to make you carry me across 11th Ave... — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

RT @secupp: I have some fun with @iamsambee on @TheDailyShow tonight. Tune in at 11pm ET. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

"@msjwilly: Sam & I gettin cray cray on a shoot! (just drinking coffee) http://t.co/BCSXD9wv" Hello Lovely Lady. — PolitiTweet.org

Samantha Bee @iamsambee

RT @itswintermiller: Amandine | Tue Jun 19 | Judson Memorial Church | Time Out New York: http://t.co/3m7iCibX — PolitiTweet.org