Deleted tweet detection is currently running at reduced
capacity due to changes to the Twitter API. Some tweets that have been
deleted by the tweet author may not be labeled as deleted in the PolitiTweet
interface.
Showing page 59 of 75.
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Debate prep: hunched over and eating frozen cookie dough, while hiding from my loving family. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I may have been having a moment. "@BabbleVoices: .@iamsambee on getting children to dress themselves http://t.co/pND6cdyT" — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
A project worthy of your eyeballs: "@itswintermiller: Amandine! Our new musical launches kickstarter campaign today! http://t.co/w4mg72zk" — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I'm listening to the debate on the radio so I can't see anything. Biden's wearing leather pants, right? Please say yes. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@patthornton Likewise, Web Man. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@BonheurAllRound Le relief. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@Sarahpiehl Sold! Where is it? Tell me now! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
On va chercher les delices de Montreal. Et voila! Le Bar-B-Barn. Bonjour mon ami. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
In Montreal and pretty sure I just said this in french: "Good evening. Thank you. I take it bagel. I would like you it." — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
The NBC split screen keeps tricking me into thinking they are standing side by side, holding hands. Wishful thinking. #debate — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
You can tell a lot about a person by the theatricality of their coffee order. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Ruffled blouses make me look like an escapee from a Victorian era sanatorium. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I once had M&M's printed with the words pee and poo on them. I wish I was kidding. http://t.co/Bv3IEAxf — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Quickly! I need someone to invent an app to remotely turn @jonesinforjason's ringer on when he's too busy and I want to interrupt him! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
If you don't #FF @BlitznBeans then I don't even know what to do with you. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Guess what I just found out? Some people brush their teeth with Anise flavored toothpaste. Are you as furious as I am?! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
On a positive note, I've re-framed my relationship with the ants who have infested my office. Now think of them as my 'office babies.' — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
If you're a chocolate covered cashew, you better run from me. I am your WORST NIGHTMARE. I just ate your WHOLE FAMILY. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@betsy_brandt Thank you for the tender kiss. Gentle yet firm, as expected. #ladycrush — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @AllanaHarkin: @iamsambee holding the train of my dress. That's right Emmy winner. You hold it. That's right. #Emmy http://t.co/ks8 ... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @AllanaHarkin: Senior Prom for adults @iamsambee @hodgman @almadrigal #emmys2012 http://t.co/BXTekzJ2 — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@AllanaHarkin you better hurry up. Tiny winged dinosaurs are stalking your breakfast. http://t.co/DYILguuZ — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@BlitznBeans You have no idea how happy you just made me — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@Overmeducated If I see a dolphin penis at any point this weekend, you'll be the first to know. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
How does one summon dolphins again? In LA for three days with no time to waste. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Did you know that if you invite me to a party, I might scream a little? http://t.co/JULje54D — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Technical question: how many entire bricks of cream cheese are in there in a single serving? Asking for the person who used to be me. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
What's the mood around the 'ole Romney dinner table these days? My guess: tart conversation and the scrape of silverware on china. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I'm more afraid of tube tops than I am of bears. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Never go to a house in the woods, turn off all the lights, and image search the word 'ovipositor' right before bedtime, as I just did. — PolitiTweet.org
