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Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Tonight on TDS, @JenaFriedman and I grapple* with the issue of women in combat. (*pats self on back for not making this tweet smutty) — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
The best thing that happened to me all day was that my 2 year old now calls her Tinkerbell doll "Gary." — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@AllanaHarkin is my spirit animal. http://t.co/xNOrlz8m — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Tonight @ midnight on Adult Swim: #Newsreaders, brought to you by @jimmargolis and his band of merry-makers. Watch it on your TV box. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I just told @jonesinforjason that my new computer has over 750 megabuggles, and I meant it. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Nothing says farewell to the holiday season better than spending half a day stuffing a gingerbread village down an In-sink-erator. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Gift idea for @jonesinforjason: quietly destroy all of his gadgets/personal effects and then replace them, for loads of Christmas fun. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Men's Gift Guides, I reject you. http://t.co/mnMCOjyu — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@mattywatts I do not accept that. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I think instead of eating this banana, I will fly into a hangry rage and burn my kitchen down. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @JenaFriedman: @iamsambee taught me the word "pusswads" ... it's going to show up on the SATs someday so take note — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I wrote this. http://t.co/thw1Xs1G — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Here's an idea! Run 26 miles through NYC any day and on your own time. Right now, all those cops/emt's/generators are needed elsewhere. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @rachelsklar: Support #Sandy relief efforts when you buy this @20x200 edition, a stunning NASA satellite photo of Sandy from space: h ... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @AllanaHarkin: It's Halloween! Make out like a NINJA! : http://t.co/qejgpeLB — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @Polidorable: .@realDonaldTrump Why don't you take that $5M & donate it to the @RedCross. Your city could use your help. Give you ... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@Big_Spiders as a matter of fact, yes — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@thejoelstein There is so much about you that I don't know. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
There is not a single rotisserie chicken left on the entire Upper West Side. http://t.co/i27EX7W9 — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
A great litmus test for how much you *actually* like eggs, is to stare into a chicken's cloaca for a few minutes. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Drop everything and pay attention: @RealDlHughley's #TheEndangeredList airs tonight at 11pm on @ComedyCentral. (Hooray for @mileskahn!) — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @mileskahn: A few topics @RealDlHughley covers in our new show on Comedy Central Sat 11P: Nazis, white chicks, polar bears, golf, Blo ... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Please let the last moment of this debate be the sound of an audience member's hearing aid squealing. #debates — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Romney's expression: fugue state #debates — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Romney: I will smother you under a cozy blanket of meaningless words! So many words! Olympics! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@RaiseTheBar13 My cockles are still warm. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
When Obama is talking, Romney makes the same face my Catholic grandmother would make at a Wiccan wedding. #debate — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @ThatKatieTucker: Romney is trying so hard not to stomp his foot right now. #debate — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! #debate — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Jeremy: "I forgot my original question." #debate — PolitiTweet.org