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Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Somebody fetch me a #Brogurt, stat. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@aenordland HOW DID YOU KNOW? — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
“@AllanaHarkin: @iamsambee I just posted this picture of an owl. How uncanny. http://t.co/acH2pTln8C” Here come the waterworks... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
How's today going so far? Well, I just looked at a photograph of an owl and welled up, so I'd say "borderline." — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
“@JenaFriedman: omg @iamsambee, "brogurt" http://t.co/rYXqxmJoas” Yum! (quietly nestles unfinished fem-gurt into her recycling bin) — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @KenMarino: There are still people living on earth who don't know about this: Burning Love Season 1 has made it to E! Tonight @ 10p ... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@real_kaplan ok then, but you're my sidekick. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@real_kaplan Not enough intense scrutiny for me. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Look forward to the pendulum swing-back for next years #oscars. Suggested host: a pair of BluBlockers and an egg salad sandwich. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Will there be a real shark the next time someone tries to say something earnest? #oscars — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@wilnervision @MmeSurly Me three!! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @wilnervision: Every time you see Kristen Stewart, please remember that she hates this stuff and would really rather be somewhere els ... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @peeweeherman: Wow, the auditorium looks amazing! Here's a sneak peak before the live telecast begins... http://t.co/WF7zmYBgzZ — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Kristen Chenoweth can use a wee toadstool as an umbrella. #oscars — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@Travon Daniel Day Lewis can SAY THE SHIT out of it. That's all I know. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
All the real actors spent hours rehearsing in front of a mirror in case they have to say the name Quvenzhane out loud tonight. #Oscars — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@shawnsebastian Lee's Art Supplies: the Heart of Darkness. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Is it possible to listen to a single @StoryCorps segment without bursting into tears? Is that even legal? — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
One of my favorite 'me time' activities is to cruise around IMDB and chuckle at the fictional ages people give themselves. Haha so fun. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
What is it about a cold day that makes me want to eat fungus? — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Put a movie on, increase my level of coziness by 5%, and just TRY to keep me from falling asleep. IT CAN'T BE DONE. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
OK @dove twitter party over. Someone fell asleep in my kitty litter box. Come and claim him before the next #truthtuesday. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @ChrisRRegan: I'm 5 inches tall and live in a dollhouse. I ride a mouse and fight spiders with a safety pin and thimble. #truthtuesday — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
.@Dove My natural hair color? Subway Rat. Haven't seen it in years. #TruthTuesday — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@TorontoGal13 @Dove LOL — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
.@Dove I sleep with strips of bacon across my forehead like in the olden days. prevents wrinkles. plus, breakfast! #truthtuesday — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Everybody has hidden truths to reveal. Including me. Possibly you. Follow @dove #truthtuesday IF YOU CAN EVEN HANDLE THE #truthtuesday — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@MmeSurly I adore you! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Going to be hosting a twitter party over @dove in about 20 minutes...join me if you wish...I'm decorating feverishly in preparation. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Halfway through this muffin when I realized I was also eating the paper baking cup. I am a person of quality. — PolitiTweet.org
