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Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Here's how today is going so far: I got caramel on my office scissors. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I am one rainy day away from going full Frankenstein's monster in the streets of NY — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@PeteDominick I certainly hope so — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Nothing gets my sebum flowing like an interaction with a homophobe. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@jamieinlondon It's more social paralysis than embarrassment — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
There's nothing more frustrating than an even keeled, safety conscious taxi driver when you're IN A HURRY — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
God I'm in the mood for denim. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@KJDellAntonia that's a BIG wow... — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Let's have a seance and bring back Madeline Kahn. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@AllanaHarkin I'm completely stuffed just looking at it — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Tonight on @TheDailyShow --the inaugural voyage of The Good Ship John Oliver! Plus @jonesinforjason @aasif @msjwilly @almadrigal — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Friend and Canadian superhuman @strombo debuting on CNN at 10pm tonight! Exciteypants! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Camelbaks are for Fuzzy Navels, right? — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@wilnervision I DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
How many liquor filled omelettes is it ok to eat before attending a children's ballet recital? — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Oh, I just remembered something! My grandmothers word for penis was "dingoose." Happy Saturday! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
No immediate plans to correct my children on the word "sunscream." — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@mommaOpe thanks! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
If I eat any more cheese today I'm going to go into cow menopause. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
“@xolamac @cakewrecks I can't believe how long I waited for my phone to download a page of bad donut photos. #worthit” It's always worth it. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
“@cakewrecks: 13 Ways to Wreck a Donut: http://t.co/9BAGTNqQPv (Happy Donut Day!)” thank you for this. You are my sunshine. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@hasherdan I'm not saying don't do it! Please don't ever stop. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Nothing is weirder than super-old people who say "awesome" a lot. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
This is the best day ever for the salamanders. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
For the record, no one is OK with your big old golf umbrella on the wet streets of New York today. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@chibimoonbunny OF COURSE — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@SarahThyre I also like that it's so old it has changed color. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@MmeSurly It's for searing @jonesinforjason's eyeballs, so it's ok! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Is one bulky container of starfish on my desk enough or do I need more? http://t.co/quEWEBTyyr — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Feeling really good about my workspace right now. http://t.co/gLGNv2908V — PolitiTweet.org
