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Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Due to my tender feelings for @realmickfoley I just donated to @iamsantamovie and he is now legally required to dine with me — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
The space colony industry is not keeping pace with how urgently I need to send some people there. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
OMG Barbie woke up in a bathtub full of ice I THINK ONE OF HER KIDNEYS IS GONE http://t.co/wIorZ6D3UY — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Tonight on @TheDailyShow with @kristenschaaled @jonesinforjason & @almadrigal Try to guess who wears the shortiest shorty-shorts! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Idea: let's just call it marriage now! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
“@MsAlliterazzi: @iamsambee Braingasm - is that a thing? Because I feel like it should be a thing.” Agreed! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Not sure how to process all this good news in one morning...#DOMA #wendydavis...brain...seizing...with pleasure — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Proposal: rename smoothies "thickies" — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
The Supreme Court is wearing a t-shirt of itself http://t.co/HI3w0s77VD — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
En route to DC with @mileskahn and @Polidorable. Please take us into your sweaty embrace and deliver us a lot of homophobes to talk to. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @AllanaHarkin: GUYS. I JUST FOUND THIS ON MY PORCH. HELP. SOS. KICKED IT. DID NOT MOVE. NOW BARRICADED IN HOUSE. HELP. http://t.co/o8o… — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@EllenPage @robdelaney Brogurt — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@jischinger Yes. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
...and end like this http://t.co/XsSXKNdAxH — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
All my days start just like this http://t.co/EOONPT4bfm — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @undeadmolly: Monsanto should use their GMO powers to do something awesome like putting nipples on melons. Nobody would protest THAT. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@Nerdista I'm glad you're here. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
“@AllanaHarkin: I had to compete with the family dog but I WON. (by default, but still) http://t.co/KyjD6uVuzX #ff @AllanaHarkin — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@BrentButt oh no! Now I have to up MY game! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
3 yr old refers to this as "her husband." I THINK SHE JUST DESTROYED THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE. #knapsacklove http://t.co/MGUWPNi9Fz — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @realmickfoley: Watch for a Foley/ @IamJohnOliver verbal tag-team on tonight's episode of @TheDdailyShow TONIGHT, 11pm, Comedy Central. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@finslippy @lateandsoon well then, HI back! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@theleanover you are the best — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@lateandsoon I wish that you had said hi! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@SarahThyre thanks! You are welcome in my jacuzzi anytime — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @TheDailyShow: .@iamsambee walks a mile in a bullied Christian's shoes. http://t.co/A9Q4RjL93b #DailyShow — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@patthornton Can the premium seats be double the price and I will take ten tickets please. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Tonight on @TheDailyShow @mileskahn and I take on the issue of bullying. Also, jacuzzis. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@theleanover at least he left a beautiful corpse — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Sold!!! http://t.co/0CRgidCYvr — PolitiTweet.org