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Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I'm looking at you and talking to you, but all I am seeing is a cartoon rotisserie chicken mounted on your shoulders. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @BergerWorld: On tonight's @dailyshow @msjwilly heads to Toronto to see if they're all on crack. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@standupmonkey Yep — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
.@TOMayorFord Shout out for teaching my Nana the word "pussy" — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
My body has contorted into a state of permanent face palm. #TOpoli #RobFord — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
The twitter friendship between @robdelaney and @MargaretAtwood is more delightful to me than a basket of tabby kittens. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@Henjam48 ❤️ — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Cancel all my evening plans. http://t.co/mZJJa7O7HE — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
My phone just auto-corrected the word "moustache" to "moist ache." I thought you should know. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Chocolate milk=children's cry juice — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@biggayicecream lots and lots of cookie crumbs — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
If anyone has any questions about how to "party" please tweet them to me quietly as I sleep (it's 9pm) — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@WhitneyCummings @DeliaEphron @frandrescher @CarolinesonBway So happy to have been onstage with all of you zesty ladies yesterday--thank you — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@Home_Halfway shoes that double as chili bowls! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Invention: slippers that are actually just warm freshly baked loaves of bread. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@jonesinforjason your profile pic is why you can never leave me — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
#FF magnificent, non-crack addled Canadian @TyLabine — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Fact #1: a crocodile will take you. http://t.co/hPaEYpQvDA — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@TyLabine All Roads Lead To Brampton, my friend! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
First order of business as a castaway: fashioning dental floss out of jungle vines. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Rob Ford's commitment to denial is really impressing the out of control 15 year old in me. #TOpoli — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Amusement park lovers: My pal @allanaharkin from my Babble blog is at Disneyland on November 5th at the #Disneyside event. HUG HER FOR ME. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@MmeSurly he has a very expressive face — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Could you guys give us some alone time please? http://t.co/cXvsHcDH5o — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Tonight's @MichaelJFoxShow features @jonesinforjason acting like a jerk! Who knew he was capable of that? — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @TheDailyShow: There are still tickets available for tonight's #DailyShow taping: http://t.co/6KT8K0cK9W — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@CelesteHeadlee Sorry, eh? — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Halloween tweet: every day, hedge funds are working on new ways to fuck us all over. Enjoy your mini-Snickers. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Easy costume idea: a woman who goes to work but forgets to take her Crest Whitestrips off. :( — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Praying hard to the pagan gods for a good chocolate harvest tomorrow. Lots of mini-Twix, please. — PolitiTweet.org
