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Samantha Bee @iamsambee
There is nothing on television right now that compares to #GettingOn on @HBO. So so good. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
“@mmonogram: a new #phineasandferb ep on Friday! With @SklarBrothers and @iamsambee too!” Whoo-hoo!! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Fact: Canadians eat polar vortices for breakfast http://t.co/lgoL2Ao6h1 — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Just invented a line of geriatric pajamas and lo I have named them Elderjams™ — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Stop calling it a muffin top when it's really more of a Yorkshire Pudding, please and thank you, — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
I think I am starting to repeat myself a lot I think — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
.@BounceandFlip Greatest. NYC. BIrthday party. Space. Ever. #gymnastics #exhaustedchildren — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Apropos of nothing, my 3 yr old just stared at me and whispered from across the room "this was all your fault." — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Christmas dinner table proclamation from my father: "I don't like any of the new people. In general." — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@itswintermiller I think of it as Classic Rochelle — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @VICE: The Worst Thing on Television Ever http://t.co/hJEAubrrI1 — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
.@JenaFriedman I bought you something http://t.co/m5BNx9NRiD — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Please make brobiotics happen. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @AllanaHarkin: If these don't vibrate I will be utterly confused. http://t.co/SMftPDC5JL — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
RT @AllanaHarkin: Is Lady Gaga sort of reminding you of your Mom? — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
“@cjorgenson3: @jonesinforjason @iamsambee Last day off before Christmas, better watch #CoopersChristmas” I AGREE! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
3 year old told me to 'cool my jets' this morning. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Sleeping on one's back truly is the sleep of kings*! *has never slept on back *sleeps like a troll who lives under a bridge — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Best Christmas ever for @jonesinforjason http://t.co/BqKW1CMNCP — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@JayneFB Awwww! Thanks! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Quickly--somebody fetch me a gallon of freshly pressed coffee bean juice. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Are there any babies named Toby? — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
This Tuesday in NYC--a benefit for @SafeHorizon put together by my dear friend @itswintermiller http://t.co/4KWVaLd2j2 Tickets still avail! — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Thanks for keeping the foolproof plan a secret until the very end, *all* heist movies. Don't ever change. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@jonesinforjason *ruins christmas* — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@rdowns yes. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
@jonesinforjason I see you changed your profile pic just in time for the holidays — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
A cardi-neck. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
Which is sexier? Turtlenecks or cardigans? Or a combo of the two. A turtigan. — PolitiTweet.org
Samantha Bee @iamsambee
My main gift to @jonesinforjason this year is to *not* buy him toiletries he has to pretend to like. — PolitiTweet.org
