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Jim Antle @jimantle
This fire safety ad missed a Tammy Wynette opportunity when advising people in kitchen to "stand by your pan." — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
@aimeeterese Uber, but for fat asses. Come to think of it, that's a big part of why I use the real one... — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
How much is a Jo Jo cookie worth to you? — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Faddis @elfaddis
Is it some sort of rule that every Trader Joe’s parking lot must be stress inducing and chaotic? “Hi, welcome to T… https://t.co/aUyaIch2k5
Jim Antle @jimantle
@aimeeterese I do! To the refrigerator and then back to bed, 32 times a day. — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
What is the accent with which Taylor Swift says "problem?" — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
This radio station has the variety I need to get through the workday. — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
I'm dreaming of a white pizza/Just like the ones I used with dough — PolitiTweet.org
Ben Smith @BenSmithDC
If you're the only one in the office and you get a white pizza, is it technically an office pizza party?
Jim Antle @jimantle
@senatorshoshana Good thing you don't just have a loveseat so they can both sit down. — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
Bags fly for free! *puts self in bag* — PolitiTweet.org
David Catanese @davecatanese
stop admitting you fly southwest
Jim Antle @jimantle
I'm just a journalist in Santa Claus pants, asking questions from his childhood bedroom. — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
@sarahemclaugh Straight cash, hoagie — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
Is the person who won't let it snow the same one who won't let Obama be clear? — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
This the person who won't let it snow the same one who won't let Obama be clear? — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
@ashleymoirDC There should be a name for this drink. — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
Pretzel logic — PolitiTweet.org
Kara Zupkus @kara_kirsten
People who eat Auntie Anne’s at 7 in the morning at airports are not to be trusted under any circumstances
Jim Antle @jimantle
@aimeeterese Indeed, Aimee. Indeed. — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
RT @EkdahlPress: “Our style guide at the Times changed but Americans didn’t listen!” These people… — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
@senatorshoshana Just don't confuse it with BFF'ing LSD! — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
Every Maroon 5 song can be sung by meowing like a cat. — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
@bethanyshondark @SethAMandel Folks, the Mandels and the Carneys are now tied. This thing is going into overtime... — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
@CourtMattison A Ben's Chili Bowl half smoke, but as a form of transportation... — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
Bill Lee Eyelash, a popular singer. — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
@cosmopterix A true melting pot! — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
@mrglenn Better tasting as well. — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
@hib343434 Have you been studying at the Pew Pew Research Center? — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
I won't you stay/Just a little bit longer/Please, please, please/Title 42, say you will — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
1. Have my friends collect my records. 2. Change my number. 3. Success! — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
Miley Cyrus rhyming "stilettos" and "memo" was low-key Shakespearean. — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
@thefactualprep Getting me a poinsettia for the cutest-laxochitl girl I know! — PolitiTweet.org
Jim Antle @jimantle
Russian interference is not the same without a Trump/And baby, when it's Trump, if it's not Russian, it isn't fun — PolitiTweet.org
