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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@TylerDay5 nope, just your mom — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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@mirandarose521 like it was yesterday. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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@swainm32 dorito — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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@ZHarkins13 the parades! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@StormG17 but i don't own any gingham shirts — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@parker17_ then i honestly believe you are dumber than a pile of shit. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@allyrotger17 motherfuckers tuck. it's just what we do — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@haleighghghghgh good one. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@T_squared2T sketch wedding dresses. you? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@drewdalton3 i'd rather suck at surfing than be a white trash wake boarder. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Mr_Nova_26 last night after i banged your grandma — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Madeleine_Lange append, bacill, cataphasia — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@tmchugh97 how do you feel about having the sleep schedule of a child? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@catina_rossoll it is i, i have no interns and no one that works here is unpaid. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Coreybosshog eating is terrible for your teeth. i take my nutrition rectally — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@savfitzgerald time is a flat circle — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@schlimmerjager those bad boys were oak, super strong — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@mlstack i forgot, i think wings. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@themtbjedi they're fired. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@bnemecek92 the lincoln lob — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Sammymoe jim will only use his hand on you, because he is married. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@JoeM219 there will be a cnn debate on this topic next week — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

celebrate #InternationalLiteracyDay by watching me on tv with the closed captions turned on. #tosh starts now — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

courtesy reminder, i will be coming over in 26 minutes. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

tonight i exploit my kids for the first time on basic cable. as a parent, I have never been prouder #tosh #makeamericathesameasitsalwaysbeen — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 9, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

i will give real stephen one night to win me over before i start demanding the return of fake stephen. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @hgtv, what about a new show called ‘tiny estates’ where the super rich downsize to 5000 sq ft homes on - get this - 1 acre of property. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

happy belated labor day to all illegal immigrants out there. i’m sure you guys were working yesterday. disfruta el nuevo #tosh esta noche! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

if tom brady’s daddy ever called me a “flaming” anything, i’d dedicate an entire season to trashing the patriots. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

don't shoot anyone this weekend. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 5, 2015 Hibernated