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daniel tosh @danieltosh
@haleighghghghgh that sounds just like something troy polamalu would say — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@rcasewst you just didn't get it because you can't afford premium cable — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@abby_conlon hot to trot! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@SuperSwinub @ComedyCentral you could see a pig bang a frog — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@EricWillenborg who's to say? all i know is i miss her like crazy — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@colemanns31 its location and people and politics and food. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@harrison_leader @ComedyCentral it's a popular name dude, get off my dick — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@benmurphy125 is your family black? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@rene_jimenezzz yes. i'm in one of the steve jobs movies. which one? not sure. you'll have to see them all — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@hayleyxx11 nothing is ever good enough — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@edgesince84 no need to apologize to me, it's what you know. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@mafialifefrank no, that's when a pigeon craps on you — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@JoeSorbaro @Pontifex "not being catholic" is the answer you're looking for — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@AshleyLanton i can't help but be perfect — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@stephahknee peffercorn! but close. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@UrBrainOnSports they just don't appreciate classic cinema — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@kristin_beyer1 one of you will be dead before the yearbook is printed. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@mlstack you spelled "all women" wrong — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@dwhitey69 good job — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@broadcities they said my old tweets weren't racist enough — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
it’s very important to @comedycentral that you sample at least 1 minute... or more of tonight’s new #tosh starting now! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
congrats to derrick rose on making it halfway through a practice. new #tosh in 35! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
carrots, you promised me there were no cameras in your dressing room! https://t.co/OhmRu223jG — PolitiTweet.org
Carrot Top @RealCarrotTop
Great having my buddy @danieltosh at show tonight! Funny dude! @ComedyCentral http://t.co/v1lwwy78Rq
daniel tosh @danieltosh
had a dream about the trivago guy last night. he kept trying to book us a vacation using kayak. did i mention he had bacon for fingers? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
let's go heat! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
do the right thing @miamidolphins and allow fans to trade in all dolphins gear for an actual nfl team. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
if joe philbin gets in his car at halftime and never returns i will give away all my earthly possessions. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
for the record, i have never slept with a booster’s wife, a coach’s wife, or saban’s daughter. i only have eyes for lane kiffin’s wife. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
good night. now go back to watching "housesitter" w steve martin & goldie hawn. architecturally speaking, that house wasn't even that great. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@e_CB_keith i should. you're right. i'm sorry. — PolitiTweet.org
