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@DaWhiteKnight44 robbed at oscar time — PolitiTweet.org

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@704est i told you not to bother me while i'm working, mom! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 14, 2015 Hibernated
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@RiderCory one day — PolitiTweet.org

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@stevie_p9 i assume it's your fault — PolitiTweet.org

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@MHeis24 reggie bush's career was voided by the ncaa, he never existed — PolitiTweet.org

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@aubreymunoz i would not. very rough tongue. — PolitiTweet.org

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@waltysaurus the voice of all the children that are starving in this cruel world. — PolitiTweet.org

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@Illiteratepoet lives matter. stay black. perfect answer. boom. — PolitiTweet.org

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@hhumyak i'm gonna side with history and say neither — PolitiTweet.org

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@BrandonFarris_ sure, just not mine — PolitiTweet.org

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@stephnologic maybe you used to have a better sense of humor. take a year or two off from me. — PolitiTweet.org

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@theeWestShultz i'm not a wizard, how the hell would i know? — PolitiTweet.org

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@Jamielicous7 what are the benefits like? dental coverage? — PolitiTweet.org

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@MrGazYt luckily i made the right decisions in life so i don't have to choose between the two — PolitiTweet.org

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@IAmGaroott the same money for 0 episodes. — PolitiTweet.org

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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@willsex09 yes. my fee is one million dollars and a night with your wife — PolitiTweet.org

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@BrianMahan1 because it's not flu season yet. — PolitiTweet.org

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@blabange okay, f donald, marry jesus, and kill... — PolitiTweet.org

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@Samonblast because you're under 60 — PolitiTweet.org

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@chrispapagikos hurry up with my damn croissants — PolitiTweet.org

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@jake_anderson44 enough posturing. we all know you want to watch my show — PolitiTweet.org

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@dadecountyocho meet you at the jai-alai place — PolitiTweet.org

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@Mikey_costa2405 dude, never. i graduated — PolitiTweet.org

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@reesetastic first non u.s. born president. — PolitiTweet.org

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@Zike_Z no because then my pants would fall down — PolitiTweet.org

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@laurabumbala jerky! — PolitiTweet.org

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@DrKankles it's mostly just doodling triangles — PolitiTweet.org

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@Homicide281 on it!!! live from baccarat table. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 14, 2015 Hibernated
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@KoriMWilliams pass. but do you have any netflix and chill morning after pills? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 14, 2015 Hibernated
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@dustinl43 i don't watch american idol anymore — PolitiTweet.org

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