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daniel tosh @danieltosh
@chadriddle i could only find one. in florence sc. if you find more, hit me up bud — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@PaceTrevor51 nope — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@NotTheFakeBooch thanks i tried to make this one less shitty than normal for you — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@_DBarnes_ i won. please pay attention. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@MightyBlueDuck organic chemistry is a dying profession anyway — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@daniiiiGeee thanks dani, but let's take things slow for now. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
so many entertainers say they have the best fans. not me. #tosh starts now — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i do my little show. i don’t bother you, you don’t bother me. in 20 minutes, new #tosh — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i could straight go for a big fat yeast roll! can you believe i work in a place where no one has heard of a quincy's?!!! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
if i’d known 8 years ago that so many awful shows would hijack my creation, i never would’ve invented live tweeting. see you in 55 min #tosh — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
the best thing about not being a dj is never having to send tweets out telling people where i’m “spinning” — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
maybe if alabama loses 3 games this season they won’t make the playoffs. the committee clearly factored in strength of hype. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
just tried on one of the condoms i got at a celebrity halloween sex party and there was a needle in it. real funny, christian! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
how bad of a coach was mark jackson if luke walton can blow teams out by 40 points? prayer circles don’t win championships. #basketballtweet — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
remember, only assholes dress their dogs up for halloween. https://t.co/jwRD569uxB — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
couldve been a little more subtle miami, but thx for winning my bet #forandy. now quit f'ing around in the 2nd half! https://t.co/lXbRrdkeGU — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
here's the backstory on why tonight's dolphins/patriots game means even more to me than usual. https://t.co/USLa0crAmJ — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
yes, but will the pats cover the first half spread (3.5)? @billsimmons that's all that really matters. #forandy — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
go pats (first half only)!! then go dolphins!!!!!!!!!!!! #forandy — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
please contribute to andy's gofundme page. he's a great person. for every $1 you give, i'll add a year to your life. https://t.co/2VmkGZEBFW — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@KatieEBM thats not true — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@drjjlevine congrats!! use that in the next 100 years before it expires. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@T_Harter you get it!!!!!! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Warchant_Willie spends all his money on chunky scarves — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Mheff33 that's pretty funny. i'm just glad we have a coach that allows men to say "fuck" — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@c05mic8lad3 you get it — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@ThatBrettPrice a huge yes!!!! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@roz4joey get the steak knives out — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@trishanne90 i'm an adult. i don't dress up. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@swainm32 wait to tweet! — PolitiTweet.org