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daniel tosh @danieltosh
@TheReaLPeterB i will not kill myself. and i can only hope that water was very shallow. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@jakewood777 my show is only 30 min. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@RickLawson69 says the guy with a dick about to go into his ear. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@BourbonFrenzy thank you. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@volsnbraves23 ha. but steph is pretty light? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@JoeyMcBuckets3 your show sucks and your girlfriend is slightly prettier than you. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@stevegibson1965 stay out of this steve — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Mullin3317 just t bags them. #google — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@StevenCanales1 sure... it's vegas on super bowl weekend. or you could lose 4 hands of blackjack. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@rhorley78 i'm not going anywhere. and why do you care? i'm not meant for your country. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@48nscrfan i have zero desire to "butt fuck" brady. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@wbinette88 too late. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@OldManToupin the shape of your head bothers me. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@sudrappap comedy might not be your thing. stick to reading espn tweets. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@matthecookie24 i think it's the past 3 years, 90 million, and all of the trades that didn't happen because no one wants to play with him. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@M_Forese being the only team to ever achieve perfection. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i am guaranteeing a patriots win today! nothing bad will happen to tom brady!! belichick will coach the perfect game!!! #reversejinx — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
kobe gets a free pass to set the lakers franchise back a decade but peyton doesn't deserve ONE charity start? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
peyton’s achievements are even more impressive when you consider he was born with two faces. https://t.co/c4BMlYSQKq — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
just woke up from an intense sex dream where i was the bologna in a property brothers sandwich. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
enjoy your national championship, alabama, but i live in the real world and you didn't cover which makes you losers. #freemoney — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
anyone heard from @nickswardson? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i really do think 2016 is going to be oprah's year. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
say it with me, i promise not to shoot innocent people in 2016. #happynewyear and drink more water. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
big day for dolphins fans! finally a meaningful game will be played at sun life stadium. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
the dolphins should consider resting their starters so they will be fresh for the super bowl parties. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
remember that shitty coach the jets dumped? where did he end up? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
not to one-up @kellyslater but i designed the first manmade pond for paddle boarders. did i mention it's in the middle of a driving range?! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
how was i expected to watch the democratic debate last night when mariah carey was making her directorial debut on the hallmark channel? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
not a lot of black people in these hallmark christmas movies. — PolitiTweet.org
