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daniel tosh @danieltosh
@vinlecrann we still have three minutes, jerk. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@jayciekuhn 100% pulp! i like a dry orange. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@PhilinPhoenix break out the red panties. i'm a mcgregor man — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@darch0351 we don't just do the same bit every week like fallon. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@maddiecarey4 sorry, i grew up at a country club. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@mrsoon2b210 then why are you laughing? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Coreybosshog we work very closely with all our corporate sponsors to bring you the best corporate sponsored comedy every week. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@c0llmurphy 8ish. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@c_hoyt74 set a season pass and rip the knob off — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@DaWhiteKnight44 shouldn't you be out of school by now? i feel like you've been tweeting at me for 9 years. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@cantalopey straight ten! is ten low or high? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@sourwulf guy fieri. keep up, v. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@andrewlangguth why is there a couch in your lawn — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@_jeremy_knight_ thiiiiiiisssss much. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Dylan_Griffin69 sounds like an instant classic — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@anthonyca666 have you ever considered that maybe fluids smell like those trees? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@marshallbarkow no. you'd be surprised how hard they are too keep alive — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@thekimmininja with all grace and love, when it comes to hot rays of sunshine, i am color blind — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Bobby__Perry you just missed this line, "for $5 i'll let you stick that green thumb in my dirt hole." — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@VinnyB_16 pick me up. i'll be at spinnaker — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@NicoleErmilio quit yelling, we all agree — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@ItsAndrewsDay i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@mgoff_SODMG it's mostly rubber cement — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Trimble4Pres mission accomplished, my work here is done — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@DarthBruss the same reason you are more interesting. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
let me unify this country for a quick 30 minutes. new #tosh starts now!! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
new #tosh in 20 minutes warning. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i know this is just one tuesday, but doesn’t it feel like america is on the right track to being great again? (please no foreigners respond) — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
just found out david duke is a big fan of the show. not sure who he is, but happy to have him. new #tosh tonight at 10. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
calling steph curry the greatest shooter ever is a slap in the face to peter north. — PolitiTweet.org
