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daniel tosh @danieltosh
“if everyone can get 10 people to watch new #tosh and then they get 10 people...” -drew brees thanks drew! new #tosh starts now — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
only 30 minutes until i make the heartbreaking decision between lauren and jojo on an all new #tosh!! #laurenwalksfunny — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
you have one hour to round up all the non-christians in your neighborhood and force them to watch new #tosh. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
democracy is embarrassing. putin 2016! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
can’t wait to stay up all night watching my dumb home state of florida try to count. 89, 90, 91... aw i got distracted! 1, 2... — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i will give $1 billion to whoever can pick the winner between kansas and austin peay high school. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
my bracket is still perfect. i hope florida gulf coast upsets rubio. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
https://t.co/i4zSSOqaRV — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i would rather sit in a middle seat on isis airlines than fly spirit from baltimore. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
my long-awaited stand-up special comes out on cc april 17th!! the working title is ‘people pleaser’ but i’m still open to new suggestions... — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
"that was the best episode of television in the history of television" -trump #tosh — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@BrownLambo i don't 'favourite' things because i love america too much — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@ThatBrettPrice daytona beach, as i have every year since '86 — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@DUBGrownHawk not really, nobody at cc cares about the live number anymore. spoiler alert - oj did it. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Str8_OuttaLine thanks for at least giving it a chance before weighing in — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@dequeporley here you go buddy: https://t.co/yS5lnpqhYD — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@dakotaDstephen no it would have been much worse, you hack — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@NingyMcGingy cc won't let me. i'm the only thing keeping the lights on here — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@TonyZonghi don't think so, i didn't see her beating the crap out of anyone. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@PenceColton sea cucumber. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@ducatibitch just because i cannot see it, doesn't mean i can't believe it. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@scarriegirlyale that was pretty far into the sentence — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@PrisKillah__ that's so crazy. i'm literally watching your moms right now. handsome woman. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@colejrepka paycheck couldn't cover sunscreen? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@DiddlyDoo head on over to reno. tell em' terry sent you. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@notchadjohnson it might as well be — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@704est so brave of you to go after those two bands — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@beckyharvey my hands look very big compared to my penis — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@SeeEllVee maybe you should download a second tv — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@SalvatoreNY i missed you. — PolitiTweet.org