Deleted tweet detection is currently running at reduced capacity due to changes to the Twitter API. Some tweets that have been deleted by the tweet author may not be labeled as deleted in the PolitiTweet interface.

Showing page 65 of 122.

Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

“if everyone can get 10 people to watch new #tosh and then they get 10 people...” -drew brees thanks drew! new #tosh starts now — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 16, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

only 30 minutes until i make the heartbreaking decision between lauren and jojo on an all new #tosh!! #laurenwalksfunny — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 16, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

you have one hour to round up all the non-christians in your neighborhood and force them to watch new #tosh. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 16, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

democracy is embarrassing. putin 2016! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 16, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

can’t wait to stay up all night watching my dumb home state of florida try to count. 89, 90, 91... aw i got distracted! 1, 2... — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 15, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

i will give $1 billion to whoever can pick the winner between kansas and austin peay high school. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 15, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

my bracket is still perfect. i hope florida gulf coast upsets rubio. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 15, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

https://t.co/i4zSSOqaRV — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 12, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

i would rather sit in a middle seat on isis airlines than fly spirit from baltimore. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 10, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

my long-awaited stand-up special comes out on cc april 17th!! the working title is ‘people pleaser’ but i’m still open to new suggestions... — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

"that was the best episode of television in the history of television" -trump #tosh — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@BrownLambo i don't 'favourite' things because i love america too much — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@ThatBrettPrice daytona beach, as i have every year since '86 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@DUBGrownHawk not really, nobody at cc cares about the live number anymore. spoiler alert - oj did it. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Str8_OuttaLine thanks for at least giving it a chance before weighing in — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@dequeporley here you go buddy: https://t.co/yS5lnpqhYD — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@dakotaDstephen no it would have been much worse, you hack — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@NingyMcGingy cc won't let me. i'm the only thing keeping the lights on here — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@TonyZonghi don't think so, i didn't see her beating the crap out of anyone. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@PenceColton sea cucumber. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@ducatibitch just because i cannot see it, doesn't mean i can't believe it. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@scarriegirlyale that was pretty far into the sentence — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@PrisKillah__ that's so crazy. i'm literally watching your moms right now. handsome woman. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@colejrepka paycheck couldn't cover sunscreen? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@DiddlyDoo head on over to reno. tell em' terry sent you. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@notchadjohnson it might as well be — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@704est so brave of you to go after those two bands — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@beckyharvey my hands look very big compared to my penis — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@SeeEllVee maybe you should download a second tv — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated
Profile Image

daniel tosh @danieltosh

@SalvatoreNY i missed you. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2016 Hibernated