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daniel tosh @danieltosh
@McKenzie_JP_23 that's because i'm actually 28. just trying to act more mature lately. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Tapia_Michael15 it's about a boy who falls in love with a girl even though they are business rivals. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@gapgirl149 i think i've made that pretty clear. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Martzsy 7 by a mile. veronica is the unsung hero of the bible — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@lilrock023 he was never mine to begin with. but yes. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@wasteditalian you best sleep with one eye open. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Gabe_Wight tell abby i think she's hot and i only find jonas brothers hot — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@MikeWaked_ you need to start dating a man who shares your interests — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@_its_candice home alone and recording smut? child services has been called — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Warchant_Willie you best believe it, pal. heavy and stiff. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@mitchiejay guy's a lightweight. sweats like a baboon. horrible! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@_schuyler_2 no, his weak gag reflex made him choke — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@frankendddy kegels — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@julianne_muriel i do not want to find your lady eggs. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@soupville well, no one's watching your show. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@amanda_sheezy halfway houses air my show? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@FriedmanFriday almost constantly — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@torontotrev @drixld i’ve been following this debate very closely and i’m on team cp — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
let's start holy week off right. new #tosh starts now! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
it’s tuesday so you know i’m tweetin’, eatin’ and skeetin’. new #tosh in 28 mins! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
tonight on #tosh i introduce you to the man behind my bod. my trainer rich piana: https://t.co/RUqEGDHDCe #musclefreaksbeingfreakinadorable — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
hey @gawker... hack my account and post my sweet jerk vids. you get the clicks, i get the punitive damages. everybody wins. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
hey @gawker… hack my in-home security cameras. they’re on an unsecured wifi network and i rarely wear clothes. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
hey @gawker...i hear arn anderson has tons of sex stuff on the cloud. i’m calling you out, arn! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
hey @gawker...i'd love $140 million, feel free to hack my account. my password starts with 1 and ends with 9. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
hey @gawker...if you hack my phone there’s a shopping list for trader joes in my notes. do what you will with it. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
20 years ago, the song mmmbop came out. i was in college and couldn’t understand how 3 hot boys captured my every emotion with one sound. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
whenever this crazy world’s got me down, i just like to head on over to dane cook’s instagram. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
.@austinpeay i do know louis ck and he said “if they couldn’t cover 25.5 points, those hillpeople should change their name to austin poop” — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i wish i could give each of you a wet hug goodnight. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org
