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daniel tosh @danieltosh
@mentalerase i like a slutty one-piece. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
we have reached the point of no return. it’s #tosh time. #thesummer2016tropicalislandresortwearcollectionfortoshbytosh — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
in 29 minutes you can send me tweets like ‘oh you’re still a thing’ or ‘f marry kill’ or ‘remember when you were funny?’ #tosh is back! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
RT @BradyTheDahl: @danieltosh boats didn't exist. Noah invented them. That's why they're called "Noahs"... er... wait... — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
noah’s ark doesn’t make any sense. what about all the other people who had boats? did nobody else have boats? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
what’s your second favorite eagle-eye cherry song? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
as long as you’re in line by 10:00 for the summer premiere of #tosh, you will be guaranteed your right to watch. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
harken back to 08 and get this hillary supporter’s song stuck in your head before tonight’s summer premiere of #tosh https://t.co/99mVzU2zHn — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
RT @joeguz88: @danieltosh At the prom they all broke out in the caveman dance...no way Pauly Shore didn't have them up all night practicing… — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
#encinoholes https://t.co/WmsZhSduYa — PolitiTweet.org
bernieflash @bearflash
@danieltosh also a habitual slushie thief just keeps coming into the same gas station? No, that owner bars them and calls the cops next time
daniel tosh @danieltosh
#encinoholes https://t.co/knbFFOwctt — PolitiTweet.org
Alvin Fox @Alvin_Fox
@danieltosh And a slushie sat on a shelf over night and didn't turn into tepid water.
daniel tosh @danieltosh
#encinoholes https://t.co/AFAWmMqcgr — PolitiTweet.org
〽️ikebrady @AtMikeBrady
@danieltosh Pretty sure that drivers ed teacher would have been fired too.
daniel tosh @danieltosh
and another thing, there’s no way they filled up an entire mud pit swimming pool with a garden hose in under 3 hours. #encinoholes — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
for example, the city of encino is not gonna let you hand dig your own swimming pool without the proper permits. #encinoholes — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
RT @LexiLee09: @danieltosh The fact that the caveman is a Rad Mobile savant is the biggest hole. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
there’s definitely some holes in the movie encino man. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
good news, kids in haiti. you’ll be able to wear the cavs’ 2016 championship tshirts in time for game 3! tracking number: 4S4W4E4E4P4 — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
the new season’s wardrobe will be #ts2tirwcftbt. if you don’t understand what that means, you’re not ready for new #tosh tonight! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
what would you write in my yearbook? i’ll read your messages on the first sode of the new season next tuesday. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
congrats to the warriors for winning the championship. now before the parade, we need you to play the winner of the NIT. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
even i think tom brady shouldn't have to serve his 4 game suspension at this point. vacate his 4 super bowl wins and let's move on. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
wade jones!!!!!!!!! @lebatardshow — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
to all the sexy mothers out there getting kinky with their breakfast in bed. #youareappreciated — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
#peoplepleaser on spotify https://t.co/A8xdbTfoIv or #peoplepleaser on itunes https://t.co/qVW0aSPyJv give mom what she really wants. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@kellyslater nobody wants to watch pro surfers ride your wave. they want to see a 40 year old comic!! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i'd like to apologize to laremy tunsil for hacking his account but desperate times call for desperate measures. you're welcome dolphins fans — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
another well coached heat game. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
if ted cruz wins, i'm moving to mexico. for three weeks, because i got roped into a timeshare in cabo a few years back. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
hope you're not hungry, the special tonight is silverfish. #silverfishjokes — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
on behalf of every dog owner, i'd like to initiate a boycott of any product that uses a doorbell in their commercial. — PolitiTweet.org
