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daniel tosh @danieltosh
@YANA_Yankee sometimes i let them see some bare neck for taking the time to come to a taping. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@xDrewT binge bitch. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@ashleyddekoker i am worth the wait — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@AlcoholAndTacos yep! seems expensive but i can afford it. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@7310ad6e842f4d2 fine, but tell those alcoholics to hurry up — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@lemburns yes just call your cable company — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@JamLaugh no! it's that they won't be there. you missed it. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@381s i don't give up on people. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@FanOfOandA ha. you have a small window. make that money. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
okay here’s how this is going to work, i’m gonna tell jokes, you’re gonna laugh, starting now… #tosh — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
tonight's new #tosh isn't perfect, but it has potential. see you in 22 minutes! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
sadly i won’t be attending the olympics in brazil this year because there won't be any pregnant women and that's kinda my thing. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
on the fence about extraction videos? tonight’s new #tosh might put you over the top thanks to dr. pimple popper. https://t.co/avxfkwZ30P — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i’m exhausted. just finished up a 2 hour session at the batting cages practicing my bunts. #fundamentals #handstinging new #tosh in 1 hour. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
beginning my stand-up career at open mic nights at bonkerz comedy club #myorlando / #mywinterpark — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
still have never been to disney #myorlando — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
my first std scare on a walk around lake eola #myorlando — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
going to crazy wings just to use the bathroom on bladder bust nights on a dare #myorlando — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
paying $180 a month to live in a garage off dean road #myorlando — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
dating a tub-girl from zuma beach #myorlando — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
cookie dough flautas at tijuana flats #myorlando — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
giving daunte culpepper free pizzas at kelsey’s #myorlando — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
late nights at firestone and sunday skool at the edge #myorlando — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
lunch at beefy king #myorlando — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
tonight’s new #tosh was recorded last week so no tribute, but i’ll always have love for my college town. #orlando — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i feel bad for kevin love having to fly back to cleveland. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
the audience prizes are only going to get better, so if you know what's good for you, you'll make it to a taping this summer. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Imcalumscutie i'm a muffie man from panera bread. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Codis_Maximus there's a lot more where that came from. you suck at tying ties — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@smurfwin of course. send me an envelope full of small unmarked bills and your mom's cup size — PolitiTweet.org