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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@J1DAME assume we're talking about big fat yeast rolls here, so the answer is 23 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 22, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@rshawnmitchell save it for yelp! i don't give a shit what you care for. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 22, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@solastaharry no. just a rumor. the burrito actually fucked me. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 22, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Respectfullegg well respectful, yes i do eat ass. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 22, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

starting now, i will answer questions as long as no one looks me directly in my eyes or holes. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 22, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

new #tosh in 22 minutes. tonight’s featured guest is queenzflip! get to know him. https://t.co/9Suh2FwIeg — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 22, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

the championship parade in cleveland won’t affect rush hour traffic tomorrow because no one there is employed. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 22, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

it’s time to reboot the cartoon 'shirt tales.' — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 21, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey helpful honda guy, you don’t have to brag about all your good deeds, asshole. more like the boastful honda guy! #boom #tosh — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 21, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

no spoilers please, i'm still on season 1 of the nba! go philadelphia warriors!! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 20, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

yeah boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy!! #tosh — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@HDaniellex i'm worried you won't have the same feelings. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@GrayceBarington you are all i notice. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@AlecAndreVevo any time spent improving your fundamentals isn't wasted. you can take that to the bank, alec — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@JakeByrom happy to pull your trigger, bud — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@mike_sully99 timely reference, dude. i'm honored to be in the top 2 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@lovedstories in feet? ¼ — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@DJptrTX now you get to enjoy it a second time. you're welcome. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@tonygriffin9 screw you! we did a kid's show and a women's episode — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@NathanShone then work for it - high oil diet. zero face soap. go. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@emilyanndoyle is that your baby?! or are you just mocking mothers?! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@WhizzCleo just two adults talking about the magic that is the human body. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Salazar49Jr she pointed out two milia. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@machosuperpup1 you're schitzu out of luck, jackass. my dogs are havanese — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@BeverlyFibula thank you!! no. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@FrendaGio it's gonna get so much worse — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@SMahoney22 gonna be a day or two, my daily atm limit is 75k — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@B4OOKE it depends, dm me. our secret. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@slscout the home depot's adult section — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@HurtsWhenIP23 no way i'd make her lose the taint tickler — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2016 Hibernated