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daniel tosh @danieltosh

democracy is a sham. new #tosh now! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 28, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

we are 30 minutes away from the premier of #tosh!!!! and one hour away from me ignoring a call from my parents. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 28, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

i ask that you respect my privacy during this difficult time. and that you watch new #tosh in 1 hour! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 28, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

watch the 1st half of tonight’s #tosh premiere with a glass of lemonade and the 2nd half with a glass of tea. #riparnold — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 27, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

rot in hell time warner cable! thanks to you, i had to say my goodbyes to vin scully 3 years ago. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 27, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

kiffin’s krimson korner makes its triumphant return on tonight’s #tosh and i slap the bbc out of this girl https://t.co/K4pwok8wzU — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 27, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

i’ll be releasing more of my deleted emails and my tax returns on tonight’s premiere of #tosh https://t.co/gIw1qxM38o — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 27, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

that’s a wrap on my summer vacation! #tosh is back tomorrow! https://t.co/dTmKPfsvAE — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 26, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

back to back moral victories for the dolphins. not a bad way to start the season!!!! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 19, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

to protest racial injustice during the anthem, everyone in a redskins jersey should sit indian style tonight. i mean criss cross applesauce! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 12, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

now i'm mad again! https://t.co/rHqIaxVho0 — PolitiTweet.org

@danieltosh https://t.co/IkmtmBH5Np

Posted Sept. 11, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

i think i'm finally done being mad about season two of true detective. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 10, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

guess who's excited football is back? https://t.co/dnXSDKGLqU — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 8, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

all players should protest carrie underwood's sunday night football theme song. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 30, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

if the anthem is so important, why does the red zone channel skip it for every game??? the red zone hates america!!! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 30, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

at the very least colin kaepernick could ride the stationary bike during the anthem just to stay loose before he's cut. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 30, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

once colin kaepernick fixes america, he should be forced to do a headstand during the whole anthem. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 30, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

what if colin kaepernick were to squat? he would still be protesting but no one would be truly offended. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 30, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

if colin kaepernick were to hop on one foot during the anthem, that too would affect real change in our country. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 30, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

if colin kaepernick really wants to affect change in america he should lie down. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 30, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

sure it might cost usa a few golds, but would it kill us to pepper in a couple hotties?!! #teamyuliaefimova — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 12, 2016 Hibernated

daniel tosh @danieltosh

see you next month! usa! and russia and china! #frontrunners — PolitiTweet.org