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daniel tosh @danieltosh
“i’m going to go take a shit at barnes & noble. i’ll be back in 15.” #footlockerroomtalk — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
“someone stole the goddamn brannock device again!” #footlockerroomtalk — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
“have you seen the new chick at wetzel’s?” #footlockerroomtalk — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
“i’ll call our store across town and see if they’ll hold a pair for you.” #footlockerroomtalk — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
“you want me to lace them up so you can wear them out?” #footlockerroomtalk — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
“i need you to stand up and put some weight on your heel. now wiggle your toe for me.” #footlockerroomtalk — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
“we don’t have that in a 12½. you want to try on the 12? it runs kind of big.” #footlockerroomtalk — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
my folks, as always, are ignoring the mandatory evacuation in florida. "god has a plan" and apparently it's to help hillary win the election — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
back to ignoring each other, goodnight. #tosh #huh https://t.co/4JRy85GGOQ — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@CrispyChris2 i agree on the hard knocks. coaches need to cuss! fuck!! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@omgitsjohn54541 right??? feel the same way. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@TaylorRCourtne the future. there's no going back now, taylor — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Rusty_RUST that's not how this works... — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@JPettyDJ biggest comedy event ever!!! maybe. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@spyderapril that enthusiasm would have been helpful when brickleberry was still on the air — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@KanyeEa52242032 at&t... is this about sex? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@WhoIsClayClark long story short, yes. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@jolyon_yates considering i also came up with the high toilet and ski bowl, that means a lot — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@JustDoingMCGEE yep. not the first time, and it won't be the last — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@nikki51691 once, all the way through. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@MajorOmega real women have curves, john. enjoy those little boy bodies — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@kaityj17 i'm an adult, i don't understand what you're saying — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Salazar49Jr i don't stick with any issue for too long. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@cyshamy45 be honest, you have nothing better to do — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@HDaniellex only if i'm allowed to keep the commemorative chair. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@sgtawesome1ea being able to drink lemonade all day and never get a stomach ache — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@missyr321 i would love to buy you a car! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@whatsername_rav def leppard. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@ToniTriglia ice cream — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@jsh139 i refuse to believe one of my fans solved that thing — PolitiTweet.org
