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daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Martzsy nope, i usually just take my shit with me when i dine out on thanksgiving — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@cmhllh2007 i'm sure he did something to deserve it. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@britttaupier4 patience is a virtue, brittany. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Carlosvasquez1C nothing, i just read them your tweets, steal the laughs, and then cash the checks. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@heyyyySAM did you get scratched by a cat? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@SydQuick i've worn denim undies on every single episode since 2009 — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Trefourfivesix nope, but me and weiner facetime on the regular — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@raymansmind take your time, i don't want to rush you — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@JimmylangJr by being 625,000 times more interesting than you. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@1SIX18 real mature, torreele — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@dannysamaei one day, mark my word! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Uhbell_Perez is that a trick question? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@kthugonthetrack is that an aussie? beautiful. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Exometrium you wear the pants now, never forget that. now go ground your dad — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
you may now bless me with your witty, insightful commentary. new #tosh is on! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
30 minutes until new #tosh. see if you can hold your breath until then. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
looks like cleveland is free for the night. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i’m working on a version of #tosh that requires no viewers. until then, i need you. #tosh in one hour! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
baseball players don't need to wear belts! new #tosh tonight. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
what cleveland celebrity will be singing ‘take me out to the ballgame’ tonight? drew carey or someone who went to high school with lebron? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
also, it’s important to remember that all states ending in ‘y’ allow late voting through december 15th! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
no matter where you stand politically, it’s important that all my followers vote on november 9th! #electionwednesday — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
good talk. see you next week. let us go dodgers!!!!! #worldseries — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@VanessaBautista cabo san lucas, vanessa! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@jules_deg i've developed crippling arthritis in my fingers over the last 4 years — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@UncleBillUTH enough! i get it, i'm a cunt. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Queen421 welcome to the party, ma'am. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Jamb0Jesus that's what i'm here for. pass along info i just learned. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@RealLloydBraun not nice! you're a puppet. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@ReeseMath how does she say "carmel-apples?" — PolitiTweet.org