daniel tosh

daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @uccs i’ve added a show in colorado springs! bring the whole family! tickets on sale now with password: tosh https://t.co/UI0gAnDUtu — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

can’t wait for you to show me around your home towns this spring. all new material and all are welcome! https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

strap in your respective genitalia and enjoy the ride! new #tosh now!! — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

if you're looking for the perfect snack to enjoy while watching new #tosh in 30 minutes, the answer is always corn niblets!!! — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

places everyone, 1 hour to curtain! #tosh — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

bad news. my ballerina wife is hosting the 3rd course of a progressive dinner tonight! i'm making soup for 20 people! no time to tweet! — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

you know that one o-town song we all love? tonight's new #tosh will be as good as that. — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

before the 1st sin, when there was no body shaming, did eve shit in front of adam? or did she still prefer to go behind a tree? #biblestudy — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

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daniel tosh @danieltosh

thanks, @subaru_usa for letting people get to know the real me. enjoy! #MeetAnOwner https://t.co/C0R2mI9YD4 — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

watch new #tosh now! it’s less stressful than reading a book. — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

in 25 minutes the last 9 years of #tosh will finally make sense. — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

set your microwave to record new #tosh in 60! — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

you won't believe this but my ballerina wife has her open water scuba certification test tonight. totally spaced it. can’t tweet #tosh — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

good news. i will be live tweeting #tosh tonight! — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

mention #tosh tuesdays at any participating buffalo wild wings to get a bonus drumette. — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

crossfit is the modern day mr. miyagi where you get tricked into doing chores. — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

blizzard + spring break = dangerous wet t-shirt contests. stay safe, classy new englanders. — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

why didn’t anyone chant ‘repeal and replace’ at moses when he came down from the mountain with the tablets? — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

i hate her. — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @sjsu excited to add you to the https://t.co/ogpbSPJsW8 on campus tour! tickets on sale at 10am. password: tosh https://t.co/isMQpuuRtW — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

fact: my entire career has been controlled by women (agents, managers, etc). not a fan? blame them! #internationalwomensday — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

i’ve already said too much. new #tosh starts now!!!! — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

30 minutes to hit it or quit it. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

i made the brave decision to carry tonight’s new episode of #tosh to term. witness my illegitimate miracle in 55 minutes! — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

can’t live tweet #tosh tonight. my ballerina wife’s period poops are out of control. it’s an all hands on deck situation over here. — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

creating my own healthcare plan for people who watch #tosh. totally free as long as you’re never hurt, sick, pregnant, or sad. — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

#tosh celebrity blood drive today! real celebs only. if you only have a podcast you will be turned away. nobody wants your d-list blood. — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

is @fresno_state norcal or socal? i will pander to both. but not midcal. never midcal! #bulldogs https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @uoregon i have buried treasure somewhere outside of eugene. clue 1: quack. more clues will be revealed. #ducks https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH — PolitiTweet.org