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daniel tosh @danieltosh
april 22, @ClemsonUniv, @ClemsonTigers, zero hotel options for when i'm in town. i will be sleeping on your streets! https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
april 21, @UTKnoxville, @Vol_Sports, everyone within a bullfrog's whisper best git to my show! https://t.co/6aIQQrLgR4 — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
april 20, @OhioState, @OhioStAthletics, i know dotting the 'i' is sacred, so how about letting me cross the t's? https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
april 19 @uofl @GoCards, just watched a sode of house hunters featuring louisville. might set up shop after my show! https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
april 18, @IUBloomington, @OurIndianaIndiana, top 4 i states!!!!! https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
mon, april 17, @SLU_Official, @SLU_Billikens do you offer a course on the st. lunatics? if so can i audit? https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
sun april 16, people of champaign, dibs on chief illiniwek as my beer pong partner. @Illinois_Alma, @IlliniAthletics https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
sat, april 15, looking forward to spending some qt with the fine folks of missouri! @Mizzou, @MizzouAthletics https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
lincoln show in 3 days! as a general preference @UNLincoln, @Huskers, do you guys go niblets or on the cob? https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
new #tosh now!! watch and keep rewinding over and over again till you memorize it! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
in 30 minutes i’ll do my best to woo some of o’reilly’s former sponsors. tune in to watch me sell out. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i have a real bad feeling about tonight, but that shouldn’t stop you from tuning into new #tosh in one hour! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
can’t live tweet #tosh, ballerina wife let wedding ring slip down drain so i'm off to zales for a replacement. because now it's my problem? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
sadly i too will not be participating in the masters this weekend due to golf being stupid. new #tosh tonight! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i’m told my elvis math was wrong. he would not be 63. he’d be dead from something else. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
want to feel old? elvis presley would be 63 today! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
my dream man would be a 6 foot tall jason statham. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
all tweets on this account are written by viacom unless accompanied by #danielsdong. those are written by me. #danielsdong — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
half of the people in this country graduated in the bottom 50% of their high school class. wrap your head around that. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
my bad @GonzagaBulldogs. come to my show and we will laugh through the pain. https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
great first half @GonzagaBulldogs. i guarantee a victory! see you champions in a few weeks at my show!!! https://t.co/Pm1zrx4oV9 — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
new #tosh starts now! here's the answer key for tonight's sode: 1. D 2. A 3. A 4. B 5. M 6. C 7. C 8. C 9. A or C 10. D 11. C 12. A 13. A — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
my bad. my ballerina wife and i agreed to hear a short presentation about a time share but it’s running long. can’t live tweet #tosh tonight — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
my cross examination of neil gorsuch will be on tonight’s new #tosh in 35 minutes! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
prepare to be entered by new #tosh in 60 minutes! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
was it baskin or robbins who came up with cherries jubilee? i want to know who to punch in the face. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
tosh.0 does not care about coal miners... or travel agents, for that matter! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
what city planner was behind planting all the bradford pear trees in west hollywood? the stench of semen is making me horny. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i only trust @subaru_usa with my children. #MeetAnOwner #ad https://t.co/AX8910xDyY — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
if you can name a worse snack than a hazelnut, i’d love to hear it. — PolitiTweet.org