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daniel tosh @danieltosh
new sodes of #tosh are like my children. my legal team urges me not to acknowledge them. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
if you give a rip about this country, you’ll call your senators and demand they support tonight’s new #tosh at 10! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
a compromise would be that everyone stands during the anthem... but on a flag. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
steph curry is invited to my house, if he promises to take off his ugly under armour shoes in the house! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
charity show in santa barbara. help me help the world!!! https://t.co/DaG5pEuqU3 — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
looking for a no strings attached weekend in vegas? i will be at the mirage. https://t.co/n32gT9c4kK — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
santa barbara nov 4!! presale starts at 10am with password 'tosh'. all proceeds go to charity!! https://t.co/DaG5pEuqU3 — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
#tosh premiere in 30 minutes! 29.97 minutes if you're higher in elevation thanks to time dilation! #physics — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
can’t live tweet #tosh tonight, my ballerina wife got into a spat with her bestie and now i’m stuck listening to a four hour story. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
premiere #tosh tonight! cleanse your holes (yes, all 10) in preparation. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
spoiler alert: #doinks #atv #parmesan #disabled #eatdatpussy and #twiiiiins. see if you can guess the jokes for tonight’s #tosh premiere! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
if you’re tired of watching #tosh reruns, good news! fall premiere tonight at 10! that means one new rerun! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
can you imagine how happy the people of portland would be if ‘rocket man’ blew up seattle? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
get ready, twitter. been hearing rumblings that belichick is going to take a knee during the anthem this sunday! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
jim carrey's impression of an asshole is spot-on. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i just hope irma doesn't further delay the 2000 presidential recount. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
my entire family will happily die in a hurricane just for the chance to say 'i told you it wouldn't be that bad' in our group text. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
patriots alone in last place in the nfl. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
week 1 bye for the dolphins? i'll take it!! #undefeated — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
you're my new chief strategist https://t.co/IFb63ZmaYx — PolitiTweet.org
Its Mr. Snowflake to you @25greenking
@danieltosh If we put solar panels on the them like hats it's a Win Win.
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@25greenking if you fix your typo, i'll retweet. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
has anyone thought to line up all our old racist statues to make the border wall — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
can’t live tweet! me and the ballerina wife have a groupon for a free consultation with a chinese herbalist and it expires at midnight. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
the only statue that should not be removed in this country is dan marino! summer finale of #tosh at 10. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i knew white people were bad news since #tosh season 1 — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
summer finale of #tosh tonight! it's the perfect show to watch as the world is ending. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i tried for years but i can't bring myself to respect any flower that calls itself ‘honeysuckle’ #neededtobesaid — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
the #tosh show is starting!! i hope you people have something positive to say about it. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
can’t tweet #tosh tonight. my ballerina wife just got her tragus pierced. the guy botched the placement, so now we’re heading to urgent care — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
if you're interested in a new episode of #tosh, i need all of your down payments now! you have 64 minutes. — PolitiTweet.org
