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daniel tosh @danieltosh

answer him!!! https://t.co/9zbzSxCl10 — PolitiTweet.org

Paul R0K @R0KL0bStEr

@danieltosh @dominos Daniel, ask em "what if you're out of network" how does that work ?

Posted May 22, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @littlecaesars are you prepared to price match this @dominos insurance deal? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 22, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @dominos can i waive the insurance if i’m an @americanexpress cardholder? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 22, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @dominos if i drop 3 pizzas in a one week period, do my rates skyrocket? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 22, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @dominos do you also cover second-hand pizza accidents? ie, i take 2 slices home from a party and drop them, do… https://t.co/TkwlhEZT9f — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 22, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @dominos will my clumsy children be covered by my pizza policy until they’re 26? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 22, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @dominos can i get premium insurance? what’s the deductible? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 22, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @dominos what if i was eating a slice and a pepperoni hit the deck? would you replace a single ‘roni? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 22, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @dominos is it just for pizza? or does it also cover pasta mishaps? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 22, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @dominos how many pizzas have you actually had to replace? my guess is under 2. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 22, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

hey @dominos i have a few questions about your stupid carryout insurance deal. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 22, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

new york new york new york!! late show added on saturday night! tickets on sale now! https://t.co/ZdoOWfu4tF — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 16, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

check out all the work i've had done on my face! https://t.co/VcM8gOwJ45 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 16, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

can't live tweet #tosh tonight, my ballerina wife and i are on a tear in duos. see you losers on the battlefield!! 30 minute warning! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 16, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

sometimes i get accused of only tweeting to promote my show but that's just from this handle, see if you can find m… https://t.co/DzC6q2twdE — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 16, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

tonight, gender lines will be blurred. new #tosh at 10. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 15, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

what do i do with the other $50?! https://t.co/unIqeP5X0t — PolitiTweet.org

Degenerate Mac @DegenerateMac

@danieltosh Cleveland Browns season tickets.

Posted May 15, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

not worth it! i hate washing that thing. too many pieces!!! https://t.co/JxEpE4PEen — PolitiTweet.org

Eliza-Lee Barnes 🌐 @dontslapthatcat

@danieltosh One of those spinny salad thingys that dries your lettuce for you

Posted May 15, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

i bet the castle already has a nespresso. https://t.co/7blYFr4Vj7 — PolitiTweet.org

Jonathan B. Morgan @realjoebuddy

@danieltosh Keurig

Posted May 15, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

james hewitt https://t.co/jOXdFCCR2J — PolitiTweet.org

Name Namesson @namesson

@danieltosh Gift card to one of those DNA test sites so Harry can finally find his real dad?

Posted May 15, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

any last minute gift ideas for the royal wedding? i’ll take suggestions now. keep it under $100! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 15, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

am i the only one watching who hopes aunt lydia is still fertile? #blessedbeherfruit — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 15, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

lower your expectations. batteries not included. also it’s just a cardboard box. enjoy @ivanblackheart3 https://t.co/G0aHzDPzuB — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 9, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

i have a soft spot for people with bad spelling. it’s on the way! https://t.co/YfrYie1Dmn — PolitiTweet.org

bob dearth @ivanblackheart3

@danieltosh wish I had a Taddeaus bible. My spelling sucks

Posted May 9, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

two grown men arguing about the wizard of oz. #tosh https://t.co/6WGz3oEHvn — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 9, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

new #tosh starts now! the side effects are lyme disease and full-blown australian aids. watch at your own risk! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 9, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

can’t live tweet #tosh tonight. my ballerina wife fancies herself a bit of a sleuth and i am currently assisting he… https://t.co/51AkAOr0JT — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 9, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

take a break from the intellectual dark web to join me on the illiterate darker web for an all new #tosh in one hour-ish!! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 9, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

yes! also you can see me live in new york city!!! tickets on sale now. 5 nights in an intimate venue.… https://t.co/xmLevL6bMx — PolitiTweet.org

Ryan Nichols @Mr_Nickels_

@danieltosh Wait you're show is still going?

Posted May 8, 2018 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

new #tosh tonight. some pretty mature subject matter, so use this time to grow the f up. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 8, 2018 Hibernated