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daniel tosh @danieltosh
@KobeFromTheTrap when im finished with all that pussy — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@abby_conlon is that how far away you think heaven is? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@JamieFurgerson okay, try to watch next week. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@iZEPEDA3 impossible. they're all rich, textured oil paintings — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Taylurr04 nope, not once — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@WillieRice23 i try not to think about them, it's a boner killer — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@McKenzie_JP_23 i will pick you up. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@wasteditalian i was hoping none of you would catch on — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@1337Drew 75 to 1 — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@rjohnwill did you turn up the volume?!!! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@yxung_will it already has. check your butthole. ;) — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@90minutetape blog — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@logandavis36 no, that's just a spelling error. we'll fix it next week. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@ctray15 prints, dumbass. prints charming — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
#printscharming — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@jkidd154champ hey boys, you look old. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@JuliePlace 0 julie!!!!! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
let’s chat!!! if you have a smart tv, we can directly communicate. just shout at the screen using #tosh — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
29 minutes until you remember what it feels like to laugh. new #tosh tonight!! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
on the season premiere of #tosh in 41 minutes, you will see the stunning results of yet another of my high risk cosmetic surgeries. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i’m so horny to come into your homes again tonight. see you in an hour and a half! #tosh #blessed #hornyblessed — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
everything you know and love about #tosh is going to change on tonight’s season premiere. new wardrobe, set, music, and ‘tude!! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
rank the following heroes: a us soldier, a fireman, an attentive mother, superman. #tosh season premiere tonight! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
watch the premiere of #tosh based solely on the fact that i dont RT whenever people say how great i am, which would clog your feed for miles — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i’ve heard your complaints and fired my entire staff (except for the women and 1 minority). hope to earn back your trust. new #tosh tomorrow — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i don't care that "chomping at the bit" is technically wrong, if you say "champing at the bit," we should go our separate ways. #osshole — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
for those implying i had anything to do with #jonstewart being let go, know that this was a very tough but necessary decision for all of us. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
reminder fellas: today is the absolute last day to break up with your girlfriend. you have until 5pm. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
hey everybody, just a reminder to watch my new special tonight on comedy central. it’s called “matt braunger: big, dumb animal” — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
RT @look_tacos: Andre the giant holds the world record for keeping a Tomagochi alive. 5 years, 7 months and 14 days. It got hit by a car #A… — PolitiTweet.org
