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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@cameron_2013 who wouldn't want to eat it, eat the muffin — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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@Betty_Feinstein yes, it 100% exists — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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@thatdudejon i'll do you one better and put you through scientology college. youll love it — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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@Brian_OB_CX @BRICKLEBERRY will be back on the air in 3 weeks! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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@DocekalDaniel are you banging your mom or what? — PolitiTweet.org

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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@ZachSvobodny just your mom's bathing suit area — PolitiTweet.org

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@lenny0486 the only thing that's soft is my dick when your mom is near it. #burn — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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@Chazy_Woodson my show is videos. you are not hired. — PolitiTweet.org

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@Melnar nicole was ok, oj not so much — PolitiTweet.org

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@Zach_Schilinski that's binding. — PolitiTweet.org

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@mlstack and that's why you're getting a redemption next week — PolitiTweet.org

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@alan_tyree keep dialing. operators are standing by. — PolitiTweet.org

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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@MattCollins33 your dad must feel like a piece of shit — PolitiTweet.org

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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@_np3 piss poor cable management, have some pride in your home — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@JRydz11 you guys need all the help you can get. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@RealNickJ0hns0n i like keeping expectations low — PolitiTweet.org

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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@VanessaBautista charming ones — PolitiTweet.org

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@tthomaswhite we use the same choreographers as dancing with the stars — PolitiTweet.org

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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@jnovak329 linen scent. smell it and tell me i'm lying — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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@Martzsy nah, but i am down with the clown — PolitiTweet.org

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@MashburnBret all sci-fi is unwatchable, nerd. — PolitiTweet.org

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@taaayl8ve life! — PolitiTweet.org

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@Celtics_Fan494 who's your second? — PolitiTweet.org

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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@bugginout2013 that is not what i said... you are paraphrasing, lose the quotes asap or my legal team will be all over you. — PolitiTweet.org

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@CathyNYC98 peeny-tingles — PolitiTweet.org

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@ebeasley27 you have to start at the beginning or you'll be lost — PolitiTweet.org

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@geniustyles help them do what? — PolitiTweet.org

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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@DeanMuzz because i don't care whether or not they're ready to give it another shot — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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@the_doo2008 send them to disneyland — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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@ItsJosephSmith not many basements in california so your sick burn is tragically flawed. — PolitiTweet.org

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