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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@MirandaRose521 memorable orgy — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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@matt_summerford as many as she can handle — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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@donron559 every line? maybe it's a good thing your cable is off for a night. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@yesCandiy there are literally over a million words — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@deepthroatblair i'm not a child — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@DylanSmith1212 still a year away. just like the last 5 seasons. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@JoeyFlading stay tuned — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@nmacomber1 only if i die on the 19th. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@c0llmurphy i woke up like this — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Ddread97 only if you puke — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@mentalerase kentucky, arizona, the heat, duke — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

have them turn up the volume at your local pub. it’s #tosh time! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

23 minutes to get your affairs in order. and by that i mean rank all the affairs you’re having. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

.@kylekinane @united wish i could. but the last person i lent it to was harrison ford. :( — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

for god’s sake @united please address @kylekinane’s complaints or i will pretend to conduct the largest boycott your company has ever seen!! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

find the ‘freddy got fingered’ reference in tonight's new #tosh sode and win a box of teddy grahams! #notchocolate — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

i’ve become so wealthy thanks to you, my dumb fans, that from time to time i only use one side of the q-tip. #blessed — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 18, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

...a celebrity thinking people actually care about what they write on twitter. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 17, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

...being disgusted that your toilet has poop in it after you take a poop. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 17, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

...getting upset at the movie 'double jeopardy' for not being 100% legally accurate. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 17, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

getting offended by what people write to you on twitter is like... — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 17, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

if you’ve ever asked to take a photo with someone and then posed pointing at them, you will never matter. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 17, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

they say burying your child is the toughest thing a parent will ever have to do. i say sitting through the movie ‘cake’ is. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 17, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

everyone wins when i go off the air. see you next week. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@originalren because i am a real star. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@RyanSidsworth got my last hernia in toronto. bad ju-ju over there. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@StormFall13 take one of the supernatural guys. they have great hair. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@JoshuaProchazka thanks for sticking through the next 160 something — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@goochy2112 sure, hit me with your stock tips — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@jamesk102 if i devoted my weekends to volunteer work, i would never stop talking about it — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2015 Hibernated