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daniel tosh @danieltosh
@isaacsvobodny you mean MY sister? yeah, i've been following our genealogy on your twitter. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@BoosterTim none of the above, i use a pressure washer and a gallon of bleach to get clean — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@rvylene yes but i also give one every day. you do the math — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@str3ssed a white guy — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@eddiepitre i assume it was born that way. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@rosariopennachi i gave it up years ago. i'm on much, much harder stuff now — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@SweetRagamuffin if you were a real fan you'd hop the border — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@DaloMike hold out for the apple watch 6-plus — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@MirandaRose521 hot shower — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@wasteditalian mine was @natashaleggero — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Martzsy 40 oz ginger beer, fam — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@WCeagles77 very foggy, but i might need to change the locks on my house. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@sourwulf hell no, they know im in bed with sun chips. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@thatdudejon are you one of those weirdoes who has sex with his shirt on? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@CorrosiveRadio shhh, i'm dvr'ing the game — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@pgaff98 just me and your mom when we're thumbing each other — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@1_ChiSoxFan you should move. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@Rhynotnt64 every g.d. day — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@ColeBaxter197 haven't seen it yet, but god help us if it doesn't meet your standards — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@NexityDesigns "eat" a baby — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@AuslanderK fine, but i can promise you will learn more from me. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
let’s see if i can put a smile on your face tonight or at the very least, loosen your stool. new #tosh now!!!!!! — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
to fully appreciate tonight’s sode, please watch the fast & the furious 1-7 and the scientology documentary. see you in 30 min. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i made a list of the 25 funniest comics who've affected my life in a positive way. congrats to all who made the list. http://t.co/818fWXTgow — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
tiger woods hitting a bucket of balls would get better ratings than any tournament he’s not playing in. #biggerthangolf — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
i remember when being verified on twitter meant something. let’s be honest, if you have under 16.1 million followers, do you really matter? — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
!! @tompapa has a show this tue at @LargoLosAngeles w @billburr @tomsegura and many more (i will also be performing) http://t.co/RNjX14TcyJ — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
wonder what brenda’s baby is up to. she’d be 24ish, making brenda 36. #tupacsnotdead — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
thanks everybody for watching me. send me your phone numbers. i’ll shoot you that text later. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel tosh @danieltosh
@LiimattaI craigslist — PolitiTweet.org
