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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@TCWhoDatFan you put that food down or your stomach will put it down for you — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 15, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@jake_anderson44 as long as it's only for one day, i support it — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 15, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@thecitystyles nickelodeon lent them to me for free. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 15, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

i have decided to steal kevin hart’s mantra for tonight only! #tosh now! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 15, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

put your kids to bed and murder your talkative significant other. new #tosh in 15. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 15, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

you and only you are allowed to tell me if i take it too far tonight #stolenvalor https://t.co/e8vn1u5YDT — PolitiTweet.org

Ken Doyle @kennydoyle88

@danieltosh they can steal THIS Valor if they want it so bad http://t.co/JtosjOFBoW

Posted April 15, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

tonight’s new #tosh is a 3 hour special if you watch it 6 times back to back. see you in 30. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 15, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

the browns couldn’t even be the oregon ducks of the ncaa. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 15, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

a big thank you to all who participated in helping me solve california’s drought problem. see your tweets on tonight’s #tosh — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 14, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

a big thank you to all the fake soldiers who made the ultimate sacrifice by appearing in “stolen valor” videos. #tosh — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 14, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

just watched “the greatest qb of all time” dirt it 15 feet short of home plate. your rings are a lie. cute shirt tied around your waist. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 14, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

as part of #tosh fan appreciation night, just send me your w-2’s and i’ll handle your taxes. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 14, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

who would you take at the start of the third round, jordan spieth or the field?(i took the field) #themasters — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 11, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

help! give us idiots here in cali tips on saving water. i will broadcast to the world only the most innovative next week. #toshdroughttips — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

goodnight. sadly i'm told i have to disconnect from all of you. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@NateHoot no interns!! everyone is highly paid. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@TrvpMason 1980 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@lazydad_joel courtesy flush or you're a communist — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@SEsurviveearth you name me any fruit more delicious than a ripe pluot and i'll slap your gd face — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Therealcharpie the sword from legend of zelda — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@antonbanchy i would not consider you the lowest, despite your dumb look. but yes. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@MHockenberry11 don't throw eggs at a glass house — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@ErikZarins might be reading too much into that one.. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@johnny_doug9 please, i practically wrote the children's story rumplestiltskin — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Mcgruber187 i would love to. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@jiggs416 i pocket the money like a boss. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@VanessaBautista it starts at 8:30, vanessa. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@JoeSorbaro no just horrible acid scars from my marriage to an arabian man — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@kassiarnette based on horniness — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@amarin_93 but not stranger than actual vin diesel. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015 Hibernated