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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Ccrabtree21 not as long as desmond is there. i refuse to work with michiganders — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@stephahknee that's my natural hair colors. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Jeff_VanDiesel depends on how you feel about cinnamon — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@str3ssed if i could be lead singer.... still no. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@WillieRice23 asterisks — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@rob_snyder7 we don't, they just show up here and we redeem them — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@williama386 there are at least 4 frames of puke every episode. look closer. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@sissyknits who makes a high end tighty whitey? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@dudeomfgstfux i felt a dick would be inappropriate. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@MaryCatieCat how could you forget the best day of both of our lives? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@KEY19HHH it's not just you, it's a pretty popular comparison on the internet. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Yo__Soy__Alexa we're in international markets — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Grr_ImTevin_Grr bro get your shit together. i will text you next week. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@WrestlingSchnau the lord photoshopped it himself — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@CorrosiveRadio it's the first quarter of a 3-1 series. you're just missing 40 free throw attempts. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@Waynes_Rant i knew you'd make it wayne. front-loaded the show just for you — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@erickobak no we cannot. live in the now. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@DanielleLilyS on which of those days do you squirt? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@frnkdahtank you mom! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

what are you more excited to see on tonight’s #tosh? a camel birth or a worm climax? #theyrebothbeautiful — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

tonight on the show, sofia vergara stops by to share her secret skinny margarita recipe! ole! new #tosh in 27 minutes!! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

espn’s website should have a crime section tab. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 13, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

meet the man who is high school football’s #1 fan on tonight’s #tosh. http://t.co/61myjWYgzO he’ll restore the integrity of the game! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 12, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

also out of respect for letterman, i will continue to never watch new episodes or reruns of kimmel. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 12, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

kimmel inspired me. out of respect for letterman, i’ll be airing several reruns a day and new episodes only on tuesdays until his last show. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 12, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

i just don’t want any of this tom brady cheating scandal to take away from how impossibly stupid pete carroll is. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 8, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

i feel so bad for drew bledsoe who was CHEATED out of the mediocre career he deserved. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 7, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

the patriots’ super bowl has been vacated and the heat haven’t lost a game in the 2015 playoffs! great day to be a miami fan!!! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 6, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

buenas noches mis amigos. #tosho — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 6, 2015 Hibernated
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daniel tosh @danieltosh

@JJPlum no comment. but you should go get screened for hpv — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 6, 2015 Hibernated