daniel tosh

daniel tosh @danieltosh

my attractive rich friends and i are trying to pay for your diabetes medication. just shut up and let it happen, you ignorant dipshits!! #CoastalEliteTweet — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

republicans love it when us attractive hollywood types lose our minds over trump, but remember that only lasts about 30 minutes a day and then we go back to our much better lives. but enjoy driving around honking, you simpletons. #CoastalEliteTweet — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

complain all you want about us a-list celebs cramming our political opinions down your throat, but we only do it because we’re so much better, smarter, thinner and more attractive than you. #CoastalEliteTweet — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

did you know it only costs $500,000 in real estate to get a european passport? the tough decision is french countryside or the coast of spain? or do what i did and choose both! #CoastalEliteTweet — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

if you hear us celebrities say we’re leaving the country if trump wins, it just means we will be using one of our european investment properties more often. #CoastalEliteTweet — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

the senate has passed tonight’s all new #tosh 99 to 1. (susan collins was pooping) — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

i’m happy to announce that on tonight’s new #tosh, i will restore balance to our troubled nation by abusing a privileged white male. https://t.co/nGdYd0HDBY — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

so fun to watch this team! thanks to the #heat for sacrificing so much for our enjoyment. 3 months in orlando is literal torture!! — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

be afraid of tonight’s new #tosh. let it dominate your life. https://t.co/SdzOZizp32 — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

with millions of americans out of work, there’s never been a better time to feature a grown man who eats cat food on tonight’s new #tosh https://t.co/sUCwILQvii — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

only a moron needs to watch the debate to know whom to vote for. be smart and watch tonight’s new #tosh instead. we got sexy plant puns! #whom https://t.co/s4MOUduUim — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

imagine how much better our country would be if you had to have a professional sports team in your state to vote. new #tosh tonight! — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

on tonight’s new #tosh, 9 years after i ruined her life, i show you how much rebecca black has developed as an artist. #funfunfunfunfunfun https://t.co/2aQyVX4PGN — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

here’s what an actual mean tv host has to say about ellen. new #tosh tonight!! https://t.co/lKZmGw04Tu — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

sadly, none of my covid tests have come back positive, so i’ve been medically cleared to host tonight’s season premiere in 30. still time to squeeze in a light jog or have sex 11 times. #tosh #seasonofmourning — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

after 12 years together, comedy central and i are consciously uncoupling. they get the cartoons, and i'm heading to any network with stronger wifi. #twelvemoreyears — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

eat your heart out, hulk hogan https://t.co/0gpvgiBtXu — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

thanks, coach! #rip #legend #didntcheat #actualgoat — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

RT @ToddGlass: Doing a full hour show with an opening act right into your living room … Watch this video for more info … https://t.co/8lL3j… — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

watch for free!!! https://t.co/s3GFbQ1ozJ — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

happy lincoln log in me sock drawer day! — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

tonight on an all new #tosh i get day drunk with a divorcee from down-under! https://t.co/VQT1qKelQX — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

the trump curse continues! — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

haha who put you up to this? very funny, greg! — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

i don’t get it. where is this coming from? — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

sure, we take breaks between seasons, but that’s true of all shows. — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

is there a malicious rumor floating around about my show being canceled? i need to get to the bottom of this!!! yes. i still have a show. — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

since 2009 i’ve never not had a show. your question is confusing. — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

literally been on the same night at the same time for over a decade. maybe you get the east coast feed and missed us? — PolitiTweet.org

daniel tosh @danieltosh

there must be something wrong with your dvr because i definitely still have a show. — PolitiTweet.org