Andy (River) Peterson

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Hey, remember the last time a Nintendo property had a live action adaptation? http://t.co/ggzjfb4hVz — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

So is Zelda going to be like Arya? http://t.co/PNXCK5QAk4 — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@ericnakagawa So, I see you have opinions. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

GUYS. I'm not sure if I'm excited or terrified. http://t.co/jTDY5CYRlK http://t.co/Gz1vXigf86 — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

The time for livechatting is now. Join us. http://t.co/CsagPk6ta7 http://t.co/KMzMxv6YkK — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Live on the farm is harder when you can't repair your own tractor. http://t.co/cZiboF1nAH — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Just @b_fung and I for @TheSwitch's live chat today -- so we'll need all the questions you can give us at 11 ET. http://t.co/CsagPk6ta7 — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Who would have thought that people wouldn't love having DRM for their coffee? http://t.co/tgfC2mj5xF — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

It must have been really frustrating not to be able to title this "Shattered Glass" http://t.co/kkSCNX9Q3f — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Like Uber, but for writing hot takes about Uber. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

That thing where you get the "Too Many Cooks" song stuck in your head and start changing the lyrics in to describe your day. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

What is it with the intelligence community and trains? http://t.co/jfWo0RcDcE — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Rep. Aaron Schock has a Downton Abbey inspired office. And he does not want to talk about it, guys. http://t.co/T9pjbGzkUe — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@kerryrm Wait 60 times an hour. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Uber, but for sending me pictures of my cat twice an hour. Wait, five times an hour. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

RT @thegarance: FYI: George Washington's decision to inoculate Continental Army against smallpox helped it win the Revolutionary War http:/… — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

A canary in a coal mine, but for digital privacy. https://t.co/H4TQ5gF24O — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Any other hipchatters make it a point to use the corpsethumb emoji over thumbsup? Like, if you're offering me an undead thumb, I'll use it. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

So, when are we getting an "On Fleek" explainer from @dylanmatt? — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@kentborg Not unless @MattSepara and I can't settle on a name for the cat. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@richardpwnsner Yes, that is true. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Uber, but for taking inside jokes about your excitement over a new pet too far. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Uber, but for finding redemption after a string of grisly cat-assisted killings. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@beingbrina Yeeeeeeeeees — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Uber, but for finding a place to hide the body of that drifter you killed with your new cat. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Uber, but for telepathically planning murders with your new cat. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Uber, but for psychically linking with your new cat. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

This is Stapler/Fax Machine. His name is still under debate. He likes head rubs and also hiding under things. http://t.co/MWXC2FYYoZ — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@kerryrm I will post a picture shortly. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@markberman Fascists. — PolitiTweet.org