Andy (River) Peterson

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Also aliens, but pretty sure that one is true already — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Out of all the goofy conspiracy theories, the one I want to be true the most is “Melania has a body double” — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@EmilyDreyfuss Gone to the dentist several times during this hell tenure and have been pleasantly surprised by level of precautions and ability to get in for emergencies... like chipping a tooth and then having to have that repaired tooth fixed again a month later because I’m stress grinding — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@GenePark You are going to be a great cat dad, you got this — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

welp I guess this is the week all my pent up emotions come out — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

https://t.co/wFMetm8IfO — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@SaraQDavid This is dark magic — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Mmmm that feeling when there’s something you want to read but you can’t bring yourself to support the author with clicks — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@koxinga21 I’m on episode 5 already and just going to ride this binge wave through the end.... I need this — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Really impressed with my papaya tree??? Wintering like a champ https://t.co/qTZSPlWq9B — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

I started watching the Queen’s Gambit and lost my entire day because it is that good. Chess! Plucky female orphan! The Cold War! — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@olgakhazan Following as a fellow blind person — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Swimming well into spooky szn https://t.co/py1doKnIfq — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@_cingraham Excited to watch Paranormal Activities: BLOOD RED LAKE COUNTY — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@_cingraham Mmmmmm get that kid some anxiety therapy if the ghosts don’t go away when he’s older — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

If you are a person that I know and want to be looped in on a Zoom coordinating the howl led by my incredibly talented friend Abby Wendle, let me know — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Planning a cathartic coven full moon howl on Halloween, do I warn the neighbors or let it be a spooky mystery? 🌕🐺 — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@scfehr1 My backyard and Zoom — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@JoeBeOne PLANNING ON IT. Coven chat is lit. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

2020 is a year for simplicity and this is basically already my vibe — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

I have officially decided I’m going as a “hot witch” for Halloween and no I will not be taking questions — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

When I leave laundry lying around my cat decides it is his https://t.co/OooTPDI6N0 — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@aaanastasia Literally they do not care!!! Its happening in their bed room and they didn’t even yell me about it! — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Apparently you get ants by moving your plants indoors for the winter and yes I am freaking out https://t.co/9BVpoaBnoT — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@alissascheller Can I.... get on your mailing list? — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

The piece of tooth I just got repaired came out. My body is rebelling against 2020. https://t.co/lEWlWF568a — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Jk I’m using a fork, I’m not a complete animal. https://t.co/W674TmktJa — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Buy an angel food cake from the grocery store and stress eat it in handfuls kind of week — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@sophiehurwitz Definitely your cat now — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

RT @DrMRFrancis: ground control to Major Tom(cat) — PolitiTweet.org