Andy (River) Peterson

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@konklone Yeah I remember being able to bend like that when I was younger too—but now the catch up is so much longer, and I find more comfort in a routine — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@konklone It absolutely does not really work like that—I passed out around 4am and woke up, grudgingly, at 10:30am to attempt to keep some semblance of normalcy — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Although, obviously the latter is also my aesthetic https://t.co/h60ZcE3Cvf — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Ruled out one of the obvious potential suspects. Hope this turns out to be from someone I know and like, or a fun musical penpal type stalker—not a “leave your bones in an elaborate pattern in the woods” type stalker — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

It begins https://t.co/A9ommsqivy — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@pjdoland I am the target audience for this! It’s going on the turn table now — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Both because I love a weird vinyl AND a mystery — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Feeling very seen right now — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Ok, who mysteriously dropped this on my porch? https://t.co/uGT2vf2Rr4 — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@adamogardner @drewmagary Oh I’m well aware of how ridiculous it is, which is why I am searching for alternatives. But also, maybe this is the purchase that will finally complete my consumerist desire? — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

I’ve passed the rubicon into morning and now it makes more sense to stay up until tonight — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Am I reheating holiday leftovers at 3am because time has no meaning? Who can say — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Everyone feels so lucky for the one copy that survived nuclear collapse—chiseled into granite next to a bird hieroglyph outside the ruins of a library-shrine to a ruler from the before times — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@DLind He is a gift that brings us joy each and every day tbh — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@DLind Bonus picture of him ignoring the cat bed to sit beside it under the tree https://t.co/b4VbRUMx4r — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@DLind I will say that Fax is also very engaged with being UNDER the tree https://t.co/07FgZYxHoX — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@DLind NO!!! Which I am honestly pretty disappointed about. Both boys are good at nesting near the tree though. https://t.co/he1ffY1svj — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

What if... we kept the tree up all year for feline lighting purposes? https://t.co/LZFp3u05SL — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@ohemorange I have.... two pretty retro cans, and a handful of cheap plastic ones—but I’m really looking for my final watering can purchase. Which is the only reason I’m even considering the haws—haha — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@ohemorange This is a delight and I might buy one and spray paint for one of our rooms. But it’s still teensy! My partner actually bought me a cute one of this size, but I want something bigger https://t.co/QOPUk74j7q — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@ohemorange These are pretty right on the money. I might go with the copper variant of this one—but I still wish it held more water??? It’s only a third of a gallon and I have a lot of house plants. https://t.co/hc8PLYlAwh — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@baddestmamajama Me convincing myself I can buy more kimonos, because the lined ones translate as streetwear https://t.co/kG5l07Mg72 — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

I cropped this photo both because I am ashamed it costs and $135 and because it’s most easily available from Williams-Sonoma, while my household subscribes to the annual @drewmagary hater’s guide — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Universe, is there a good large copper modernist watering can or should I just invest in being the kind of gardener that has a Haws? https://t.co/hddKBlas5E — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@baddestmamajama Excited to share this mutual commerce experience across time and space — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@baddestmamajama LITERALLY THE SAME BRAND I AM BROWSING, BECAUSE THE ALGORITHMS HAVE US BOTH CASES — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@baddestmamajama Right? One long and one short, at least of the silken lounge variety seems right. But I may be optimistic about the coming year’s lifestyle. — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@lingerie_addict Thank you for the expert advice. Considering going two silken—one short and one long—then full fuzzy robe. Any suggestions for the remaining open slot? Extra points if it can convert to “outside my home cocoon”—whenever that may be possible... — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

Are we buying a year’s worth of kimonos at midnight? We are buying a year’s worth of kimonos at midnight. (A year’s worth is two right?) — PolitiTweet.org

Andy (River) Peterson @kansasalps

@ChloDubs It me — PolitiTweet.org