Stephen King

Stephen King @StephenKing

@TinaJordanNYT Freudian slip. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen King @StephenKing

RT @KristenGBaldwin: Left my computer alone for 2 minutes and the 11-year-old got to it. https://t.co/ATfA29CVxp — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen King @StephenKing

When you hear the saxophone in a film noir, you know sex is about to happen (but tastefully offscreen). — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen King @StephenKing

The croissant came to our planet WITH A LUST FOR EARTH WOMEN! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen King @StephenKing

Something has to be done about guns in this country. There have to be safeguards against crazy people and angry people getting them and using them. — PolitiTweet.org

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@docstaff MAYA!! This is me, shoutin’ out to you! — PolitiTweet.org

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Michael Corleone: “Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement.” — PolitiTweet.org

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A line I never forgot: a kid asks his auntie why the bacon is sizzling and popping. She says, “That’s the maggots jumping out of it.” — PolitiTweet.org

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Red Sox: Nine in a row after a doubleheader sweep of the Twins. Mercy! — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @donwinslow: WHITE police officers must understand when you pull over a BLACK MAN that he is most likely SCARED AS HELL because he has s… — PolitiTweet.org

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I'm excited about this. I'm very happy and proud with how it turned out. — PolitiTweet.org

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Looking for a suspense novel that will keep you up until way past midnight? Look no further than LOCK EVERY DOOR, by Riley Sager. — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @TheOnion: Who Said It: Kanye West Or An Instruction Manual For The Cuisinart CRC-400 Electric Rice Cooker? https://t.co/P1je4nYeJR http… — PolitiTweet.org

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I'm in line at the supermarket. Lady spies my loaf of Wonder Bread and says, "It's a wonder they call it bread." — PolitiTweet.org

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@landcruiser13 Like Bony Maroney. — PolitiTweet.org

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@jim1skier I had tix in 1967, but the show was canceled. ☹️ — PolitiTweet.org

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Wilson Pickett, “Land of 1000 Dances.” Got to dance, y’all. — PolitiTweet.org

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@donwinslow Very cool. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen King @StephenKing

Filthy rich CEOs agree: Tax hikes on the rich will hurt business. — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @MaxinePiche: @StephenKing I’m sorry you’re having a bad day - I’m hoping tomorrow will be better Here’s a cheery face for you. 😊 https… — PolitiTweet.org

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My son says the movie you are referring to is MARS ATTACKS, directed by Tim Burton. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen King @StephenKing

When I'm having a bad day--and this was one--I simply remind myself of one thing: DONALD TRUMP ISN'T PRESIDENT! Then I cheer up. — PolitiTweet.org

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@LauraMLippman @whyaredads @Remember_Sarah @alexsteed On it. — PolitiTweet.org

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One of the great things about the John Waters original version of HAIRSPRAY was getting to watch the kids dance the Madison. — PolitiTweet.org

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What governors like Abbott and DumbSantis don’t seem to realize is that COVID is like Jason Voorhees: it keeps coming back. — PolitiTweet.org

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I also like STEPHEN KING RULES. On the whole, I'm kinda glad I don't. — PolitiTweet.org

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I'm adding this one because I like Nerdist. https://t.co/E0mErD2a0a — PolitiTweet.org

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This is a cool thing. https://t.co/ct93auSmDc — PolitiTweet.org

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Can’t think of it, but I know the one you mean. — PolitiTweet.org