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Stephen King @StephenKing
Aspiring fiction writer? Cool! Here are 2 phrases you must NEVER use: "for a long moment" and "for some reason." Find another way! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
I know, I know: Don't quit my day job. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
RT @RJConnell66: @StephenKing "He'll be here all week folks! Remember to try the veal!" — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Q. How can you tell it's a trombone player's kid on the playground? A. He can't swing and complains about the slide. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
RT @linwood_barclay: I spent 30 years in newspapers with folks who devoted their lives to truth and justice. Enemies my ass. They were hero… — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
JJAbrams and I want to invite you to take a trip to Castle Rock. Soon. Be afraid. https://t.co/n1MJWSpv8Z — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Trump voters who thought they were getting a macho man got an excuse-maker instead. "Poor me, the press is so mean." Get over it. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
That press conference Trump gave? A lot of whining. The press, Obama, Hillary, just wah-wah-wah. He's a great big baby with orange hair. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Mothers are a font of weird syings. Mine used to say, "Don't wear rubber boots in the house, they draw your feet." What does that even mean? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
I've got an advance copy of Don Winslow's new novel, THE FORCE, and am starting this weekend, so who's better than me? :-) — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
@pattonoswalt Haha, good one, never heard that one before. Do you make yourself laugh? Where do you get your ideas? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Patton Oswalt, eat your heart out. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Hotdog guy gives him a loaded dog, Buddhist gives him a $10, gets nothing back. Hotdog vendor explains, "Change comes from within." — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything." — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
https://t.co/hPCknT5BPp No comment needed. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Trump's your basic hot mess, isn't he? I mean, this guy can't find his own ass with both hands and a flashlight. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Note exclamation points and capital letters. Should have sent it at 3 AM, but was actually sleeping like a normal person. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
My Trump imitation: "Stupid Repubs want to destroy Affordable Care act, but have no idea how to replace it! Destroying America! SAD!" — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
FAUDA, on Netflix. Cool Israeli thriller. With episodes only a little longer than your average sitcom, it's all killer and no filler. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Not a plug, just a fact. Good t-shirts. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
My New Year's resolution, to buy American, is proving surprisingly difficult to keep. Thank God for American Giant threads, at least. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Anyway, you should read BEHIND HER EYES. Even if it's not a thumping good read, it's bloody brilliant. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
I'm getting static over that "thumping good read" thing. Some British newspaper ran a contest, and Robert Goddard won! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Spent most of the day reading the second half of BEHIND HER EYES, by Sarah Pinborough. What the Brits call "a thumping good read." Bravo! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Saw a rough cut of Mike Flanagan's GERALD'S GAME yesterday. Horrifying, hypnotic, terrific. It's gonna freak you out. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Schooled by the "not-real" Donald Trump. Even worse. :-( — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
There ya go. I been schooled. :-( — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
RT @linwood_barclay: Every night, VP Mike Pence gets home and his wife asks, "Well?" And he says, "Soon." — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
1665: Isaac Newton discovers how gravity works. 2017: Donald Trump discovers how democracy works. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Trump voters: According to the NY Times, your border wall is going to cost $21 billion. Will Mexico pay for it? An "alternative fact." — PolitiTweet.org
