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john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@ellievhall @MattBellassai THAT FUCKING DOT MATRIX CAT — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
Meanwhile Jonah was getting fitted for his latest pair of ten grand custom made chucks that “look worn in cause I don’t want to look lame” — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
As I recall, when they gave us this dumb cat drawing instead of a fucking bonus for Christmas I laughed for a very long time, stopped, looked at my people, muttered “man I don’t fuckin know y’all … try not to be completely mean about this” and went to get blind drunk. — PolitiTweet.org
Ellie Hall @ellievhall
@dcbigjohn do you mean the extremely valuable cat https://t.co/QRpC9bbjeA
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@sbstryker I was always on the road, but ever so occasionally would roll into the office … and everybody would be covered in glitter and deer semen yelling at some random person in a suit about froyo — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@ellievhall Is it the stupid cat drawing — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@rachaelpacella @mattchuman212 “Used to measure anything that can be contained” is such a pretty little phrase! — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@rachaelpacella @mattchuman212 WITCH CRAFT I LOVE IT — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@ellievhall Wait Ashley got married — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@rachaelpacella @mattchuman212 No but seriously thank you both I’ve lived this long not understanding why these two different measuring devices were necessary. Now if y’all can explain why I have three of each THAT would be magical — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@rachaelpacella @mattchuman212 This is informative but also like saying “So Mary and Joseph lived in an area that only ate rye bread and data collected from tree rings show it rained so much the bread got moldy and thus they were on acid when Jesus was “immaculately” conceived but that’s bad for religion” — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
I NEVER open up Nextdoor. It’s just too much like seeing inside @SenJohnKennedy’s sex fantasies with its racism and anti-poor shit. But I like to keep up on it a bit so I like that they send me emails like this, so I know it’s still a conservative fap zone https://t.co/kTYGNUUrfX — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@mattchuman212 Wait are we talking about bras now — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@mattchuman212 Christ you are so Catholic it hurts — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
RT @JPMorrell: Incoming #RFQ📣 The City Council will be seeking the services of a qualified individual/firm with the experience and ability… — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
RT @jdcarrere: 🚨NEW🚨 New Orleans City Council President @HelenaMorenoLA says the @NOLACityCouncil has no choice but to move forward in off… — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@mattchuman212 I mean like is it a big difference or a “a pound of bacon is what they mean when they say two pieces” type of small difference — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@mattchuman212 But not really — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@mattchuman212 Wait why is that weird — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
Of all the subcultures in America they had to fuck with harmless ass furries. People who collected those porcelain figures that look like dead Aryan Nation toddlers are WAY more suspect than furries and definitely have a higher body count. — PolitiTweet.org
Melissa Brown @itsmelissabrown
“Do charter schools allow the furries?” was a question just asked in a General Assembly subcommittee meeting happy Tuesday
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
RT @The_Gambit: Best of New Orleans 2022: Food https://t.co/4CPJf1nW4Y — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
RT @nathanielcline: McLean High School students in Northern Virginia chant “D-O-E, Leave us be” and “Trans rights are human rights” in prot… — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
RT @misaacstein: I don't think there are many people who don't take murder seriously. I think people do take issue with the media sensation… — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@LEBassett Ole girl burns the ice when making a cold drink cause that’s how you do it, damnit! — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@theferocity Who’s tombstone is “They Begged For My Attention, And Lo, Did They Get - Saeed” going on — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@LEBassett It’s amazing that a human being living in 2022 could type those words out, hit send and feel satisfied in the certainty that they nailed it. — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@jbouie I mean … I’d fuck with it — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@ellievhall Ignoring true royalty — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@jteeDC That show was so good — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@djolder @amazonbooks Holy shit! — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
RT @nbcwashington: Crowds of students have begun to walk out of Northern Virginia schools in protest of Gov. Youngkin’s proposed restrictio… — PolitiTweet.org
