john r stanton

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

@LibyaLiberty @MrTaytoNI yet another reason why letting colonizers stay is so very wrong — PolitiTweet.org

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@AmandaSuspended i see what you did there — PolitiTweet.org

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@byjoelanderson He met him Temecula — PolitiTweet.org

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worst game of marry fuck kill ever https://t.co/lQYqWpttlU — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @The_Gambit: Trash hauler Metro Services says @mayorcantrell for weeks refused their request to bring in additional help to collect tras… — PolitiTweet.org

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@OkayCharisse Morning, afternoon and night! this is an entire day of vibes rolled up in one — PolitiTweet.org

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@Scaachi hey don't besmirch America's greatest date spot Red Lobster. it's not their fault you set the stage for backdoor exsanguination by eating at olive garden the day before — PolitiTweet.org

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@jteeDC That’s one hell of a right hand — PolitiTweet.org

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@LEBassett I mean we call steroids lucky charms for a reason — PolitiTweet.org

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@OKnox Or even better across your entire stomach — PolitiTweet.org

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@OKnox Oh my god yes left buttock — PolitiTweet.org

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Over on @WWLTV Great Day Louisiana they’re doing a special on our Best of issue with lots of fun stuff - including an interview with me! — PolitiTweet.org

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I realize it’s fox yada yada but CHRIST this headline is framed in such a fucked up way. If a reporter or editor tried to get this pass me I’d fire em on the spot for malpractice https://t.co/tKoeMaNUKw — PolitiTweet.org

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@BrandyLJensen When did you start tucking — PolitiTweet.org

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@perpetua Well I think that’s great. The world is on fire my friend, find some happiness and follow that shit till the last ember — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @AshleyRParker: “I’m going to vote Herschel Walker,” said one Georgia-based Republican consultant. “I don’t care if he performed an abor… — PolitiTweet.org

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@ShipLives @johnwenz Dusty as fuck — PolitiTweet.org

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@ShipLives Dude — PolitiTweet.org

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@perpetua Are you on pavement tour? Are you a pavehead? — PolitiTweet.org

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Here’s a preview of yalls boy on Tucker to night: Tucker: ***loud racist but also wet and oddly high pitched fart noises*** Kanye: bloop bloop I’m Jesus but y’all don’t wanna hear that cause Kim sucks Tucker: so I can say the n word now? Kanye: of course. Jesus says so — PolitiTweet.org

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@OKnox Oliver: The Bouillie Wars — PolitiTweet.org

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@christylorio And I hate cold coffee — PolitiTweet.org

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@christylorio This shit is crack — PolitiTweet.org

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This is why actually enforcing the law is important, even when the law is weak. And also why you need smart people who don’t lie around you when you’re in charge, and not a bunch of goofy grinners. https://t.co/qlFwJ3bcbq — PolitiTweet.org

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Last year I wrote about how @mayorcantrell’s administration had never enforced trash pickup rules and had lied to the city council and public about it Now, Metro Services is using that lack of enforcement actions in court to squeeze the city for millions https://t.co/6hgy8TYV5Y — PolitiTweet.org

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Anyway, if you ever need smart lawyers to bang for ya, get Metro’s. This is good lawyering all around — PolitiTweet.org

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Either way, it’s pretty clear that us regular ass, unreliable trash pickup having residents are gonna get fucked. Again. — PolitiTweet.org

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Now whether my dude HAS proof she stalled to get help after Ida or anything else, I dunno. Me personally I don’t trust him particularly after last year. But I can definitely see the mayor refusing to get help just because she didn’t think it was necessary. — PolitiTweet.org

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Metro CEO Jimmie Woods’ play here is a pretty classic shakedown - buy me out or I ain’t going nowhere. And neither will your trash half the time. Blaming it on the mayor when she’s on the political ropes and claiming you have proof is brutal https://t.co/qlFwJ3sfdq — PolitiTweet.org

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Metro Services Group - which you will remember from such hits as "My trash from two weeks ago still hasn't been picked up" and "No trash service for 6 weeks in 2021" - has filed for bankruptcy to stop the city from hiring new contractors https://t.co/qlFwJ3bcbq — PolitiTweet.org