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john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@nolanolegal I am so so sorry for your marital situation. Being married to a journalist is like reading a sentence that doesn’t use the Oxford comma construct — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
RT @meredithshiner: Fun fact: for my first pregnancy, when I labored, delivered but did not take home a baby, my milk supply still came in… — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
PIVOT TO VIDEO BITCHES — PolitiTweet.org
The Verge @verge
Exclusive: Facebook is planning to rebrand the company with a new name https://t.co/0NuPhWQsc5 https://t.co/htkzkRBCGI
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@FalafelFirst https://t.co/QmWe12Erip — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@FalafelFirst The campus that was there may not be though cause I am old lol — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@FalafelFirst Nah it is.lived in Quaker lane for a long time. Over by where Copeland’s was on the way to skyline mall — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
Bruh that’s just … sad. Why give rich assholes your money and time to make a dumb point to some random person like me on the internet? I really don’t want to live in your sad little head, free or nah. Go see your family. Read a book. Watch porn. Something more productive — PolitiTweet.org
Natureshover @natureshover
@dcbigjohn Still in line BTW
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
RT @fyoushoresy: Lol guess we’re back to cabs from the airport. https://t.co/2nruHiVLqP — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@fyoushoresy WAT — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
RT @miblogestublog: LOL no — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@miblogestublog Lololol fuckin New Yorkers — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
If y’all was following baller ass @sravits ya’d have had that inside track on this yesterday https://t.co/zghdUzsD5O — PolitiTweet.org
Paul Murphy @PMurphyWWL
New Orleans City Council President Helena Moreno says she will take over as chair of the Council Budget Committee.… https://t.co/lbpE5CpjLh
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
Yes because only racist trash says dumb shit like this https://t.co/Ta5r937vlm — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
Really shoulda gone for the Lenin joke bruh — PolitiTweet.org
Absolutely No One @TheFlyingBurri3
@dcbigjohn like your gandoff beard?
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
Ok kids, what have we learned tonight? That true patriots eat ass and afterwards go to @Whataburger of Five Guys instead of unAmerican anti-vax trash spots like In-N-Out. Thank you for coming to my TEDass Talk — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@AmandaSuspended These bamas seem to think a dc dude living in New Orleans ain’t got the pettiest of puns and jawns — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@Elroy_R_Buck Sounds like somebody needs to eat more ass and tweet less bruh — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
This objectively the best bad take. A of all, I’m from DC MOE! 2 of all, Louisiana one end to the other has the best food in the United States. Smoke hounds squattin in an abandoned factory ouchere makin better food than most of yalls top chefs! — PolitiTweet.org
BIRDMAN @Birdman710
Says a guy from Louisiana https://t.co/rSw57VWj8l
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@ParraV @Allison_Good1 https://t.co/w5t97qUAZb — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@Allison_Good1 @ParraV Allison don’t fall for this cylon plot — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
RT @The_Gambit: Got a gig coming up? List it on Gambit's calendar! It's free, it's comprehensive and we'll help get the word out. https://t… — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@overthesea27 Wait — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
I was gonna make a “rectify injustices” joke butt seemed a crack too far — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
Ya know what, if eating ass is the thing that ultimately brings us together as a species, puts an end to hatred and discrimination and serves as a glorious shining starfish shaped beacon of sexy hope, I’m here for it. — PolitiTweet.org
Elroy Buchanan @Elroy_R_Buck
@dcbigjohn I never said human ass brother
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
RT @HellOrBywater: Big time congratulations to @JoyTheater on tonight’s reopening. It ain’t been the same without y’all. Welcome home. — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
Oh baby. you sayin that like it’s an insult when you should really be askin yourself why you ain’t. — PolitiTweet.org
Elroy Buchanan @Elroy_R_Buck
@dcbigjohn Dude you look like you eat ass. I don't think you have the taste buds to have an opinion on food 🤣
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@OperativeXRay You and your sensible opinions ruining my joke! — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@pcdunham Damnit — PolitiTweet.org
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
I have for years quietly harbored this belief, but also been like … naming your shitty burger chain after a rapey English movie line seems super aggressive. And yet now, kinda feelin vindicated — PolitiTweet.org
Vikingsrule @vikingsrule_mc
@dcbigjohn Lol. In'n out. A burger chain named after a line out of Clockwork Orange.
john r stanton @dcbigjohn
@joshgerstein It was. I think it’s technically called kings highway there, or was in the 80s. We used to get lifted after school and go over there and stuff our faces! — PolitiTweet.org