john r stanton

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

Anyway ima watch the A Team movie cause that’s some grounded real shit but y’all ain’t ready did that conversation. Night bamas. — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

Ok WOW THANK GOD THATS OVER. But for real, white guys need to stop having fantasies about bein misunderstood rough around the edges special forces trained guys who rights wrongs and just stop standing by while other do wrongs. At the very least so Tiny Tom Cruise can retire — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

RIP One Black Dude — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

Oh shit Tom Cruise and Off Brand Mark Walberg about to fight in the rain! Do they save money on fake rain per square foot when the fight involves two lil ass dudes? — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

@VitaVamp Mad respect for my dude owning that his ass is an after market upgrade tho — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

This bama just shoved a whole ass rambo knife in his pants and then sat on it! I guess Tom Cruise took them Buns of Steel workout tapes I’m the 80s literally — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

@VitaVamp Honestly not sure why we haven’t done this already — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

This is porn for Incels https://t.co/xkJqQBwi4k — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

@VitaVamp https://t.co/vsvpxTh88V — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

LOL there is only ONE, 1, UNO, MOTE THAN ZERO BUT LESS THAN TWO WHOLE NUMBER, JUST THE ONE ONE Black dude in this whole ass city and he’s the obvious bad guy cop on the take. — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

@VitaVamp SHES NOT DEAD WHY YOU KEEP DOIN THIS — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

@SgtPiddles https://t.co/kOYkZrQGsM — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

@Mobute I mean I love Freddie Got Fingered just for “Daddy Would You Like Some Sausages” so this seems more than reasonable — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

Seriously Tom Cruise is so wee, I could walk around with Him in a baby bjorn and the ONLY thing people would say is “why is that man’s baby so old???” — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

@Mobute He should sue somebody — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

Tom Cruise’s acting coach: show me … realizing you’ve been betrayed. Set up, if you will. Aaaand GO! 52 years later … Tom Cruise: NAILED IT https://t.co/u0ZvIlsmqz — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

Rosamund Pike out here robotically sayin’ words like she smoked that good Special K/Love Boat mix outta L Rn Hubbard’s skull. Hope she got paid on this mess. — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

@CorvusRobert @WernerTwertzog They fucked his face ALL he way up on makeup — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

I mean normally I just assume Scientology is just an elaborate cover for pedophiles HOWEVER this Jack Reacher sitch got me thinking they actually have magic. Cause a whole rack of regular size humans agreed to cast lil ass Tom Cruise as a big tough guy who destroys Tiny Town Ohio — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

BRUUUUH WAT THIS IS SO CORNY AND WACK AT ONCE. This lil bama is definitely the King of the Incels. Like, why didn’t they make him Joker instead of River Phoenix’s lil brother? https://t.co/0WKJ7wQwBI — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

Meanwhile Tom Cruise is walkin round the Cleveland of Lilliputia like Shaq in a Daycare — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

My god this movie is wack as fuck. Some old dude just switched from Scottishish accent to Russianish accent while tryna make Off Brand Mark Walberg eat his own thumb with no seasoning. — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

@thejournalista Chose violence upon myself, as it happens — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

I decided to watch the Tom Cruise Jack Reacher movie while I eat. but honestly watching a 5 foot 2 inch 50 year old made up to allegedly look 30 but ACTUALLY still lookin 40 beat up some 5 foot 1 inch dudes off camera is simply too much comedy — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

@AmandaSuspended I was gonna say I guess my brain just couldn’t hold that much hate Lolol — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

I just heard a back packer rap song shout out l Ron Hubbard and satchimo in succession and now ima need to fight whoever made that decision — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

@libbyspencer Gotta keep an eye on em or they’ll be stealing shit — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

I have no idea which Royal spawn this one is a Royal spawn of, but these blood soaked bamas must be breeding like roaches cause there’s SO MANY. — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

“We’re visiting an African country you say? Well then Jeeves, fetch my khaki colonizer uniform. That’s a good chap. Pip pip, tally ho” - this fuckin guy — PolitiTweet.org

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

Joseph Conrad called, he wants his outfit back — PolitiTweet.org