john r stanton

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

You can not underestimate how bad at lawyering Jeff Landry is. It’s honestly impressive in a “damn son, how are you THIS bad at it” type of way. — PolitiTweet.org

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Tbh I kind of wish Trump had appointed @JeffLandry to “investigate” his fantasies. based on Landry’s record as a “lawyer” he’d have fucked around and accidentally proven Trump pee’d on the election results in Putin’s bedroom. Twice. — PolitiTweet.org

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL WUUUUUUUT — PolitiTweet.org

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oh lord the bananas woman yelling at the New Orleans city council about vaccines, 5G, kids being murdered, horse goo, twins shooting each other (??) the rothchild document (no clue but sounds vaguely like some Jews Run the World nonsense). real kitchen sink of conspiracies — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @TheLensNOLA: City Council approves $35 million for Gordon Plaza residents’ relocation https://t.co/uFEQ6eCgqx https://t.co/WoGzvsa44n — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @AmandaSuspended: Please make it stop. I'm begging the universe. Please stop. https://t.co/3zh7UxQrQN — PolitiTweet.org

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National Lampoon's European Vacation reboot is gonna be wild https://t.co/ajiqyQIQCr — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @The_Gambit: New Orleanians rarely need a reason to duck into a well air-conditioned barroom for a quick drink. But this summer, locals… — PolitiTweet.org

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@OKnox @JFKucinich humour? I hardly even forgot her! — PolitiTweet.org

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If you've ever spent time at Pal's, you've almost certainly met Laura, one of the best bartenders in New Orleans. Check out her profile, try her amazing summer cocktail and head on over the bar to drop some cheddar on her today! https://t.co/2NxnwVHpFt via @The_Gambit — PolitiTweet.org

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There’s a Stok caffeine shot shortage you guys this is NOT ok how am I supposed to be human in the mornings without spiking my red eyes with a few of these bad boys — PolitiTweet.org

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It’s so hot there ain’t no cold in the tap. Just brutal. — PolitiTweet.org

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Meet Jenelle, one of the many bad ass bartenders in New Orleans! This is one of an ongoing series of profiles we’ll do a few times a year celebrating my favorite group of people ever. https://t.co/BHPsBgQNik — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @The_Gambit: French Quarter Festivals today released details for its annual Satchmo SummerFest in August. Meanwhile, New Orleans & Compa… — PolitiTweet.org

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Lol this isn’t news it’s Ben getting a money boner from annoying people who dare to have things like morals or ethics. https://t.co/aGBfpJznyB — PolitiTweet.org

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@CahnEmily @asmith83 I once brought an entire Virginia ham on a plane as carryon luggage and the TSA was confounded at first — PolitiTweet.org

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@MrGreenGenez Yeah I mean I don’t have a problem with the existence of this as an apartment, more that STRs have driven up rents so much anybody anywhere would think this is reasonable rent to basically live in a bunkbed with a stove — PolitiTweet.org

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These bamas are turning lawnmower sheds into housing and charging people $1100 a month. This is what happens when Airbnb operators takes control of your local government for years https://t.co/hKC65bIMgZ — PolitiTweet.org

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@chrisgeidner @thor_benson NOT Jeanine Pirro’s Newsletter and Cat Collar Review — PolitiTweet.org

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Cantrell asks residents for patience, takes jabs at City Council at Tuesday presser | The Latest | Gambit Weekly | https://t.co/zE38jTMEZK https://t.co/blWUeQ1F0N — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @The_Gambit: Hey yall @mayorcantrell is up before the press for the first time in a loooooooong time! starts off on whether crime is a c… — PolitiTweet.org

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@KarenAttiah @darth She is QUITE Regal — PolitiTweet.org

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@darth @KarenAttiah Once after I was gone a week Pretty Pretty Princess Meow Meow Jawsy Jaws spent three days ignoring me very obviously INCLUDING yelling at me till I’d wake up and then walking away shaking her tail at me — PolitiTweet.org

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@Green_Footballs Thanks yo. They deserve some love! — PolitiTweet.org

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A love letter to the bartenders of New Orleans. Without you our lives wouldn’t be the same https://t.co/7YT3fDDaU7 — PolitiTweet.org

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@ashleyfeinberg @MikeIsaac Your dog in Niagara Falls? The one none of us would have met? — PolitiTweet.org

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@skooks She had a kick off party on Friday I believe — PolitiTweet.org

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@SNienow Err they should tech — PolitiTweet.org

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@SNienow Wait ok so math is not my strong suit, but triple 5 gets ya to … 15? Lawd if that’s the case y’all should teach classes to our mayor and council — PolitiTweet.org

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I … can’t tell if this is a humble brag cause Seattle has somehow figured out how to produce artisanal crystal and still be relatively murder free OR they’re alarmed by 5 murders being ~high~ but either way congrats you guys. — PolitiTweet.org