Luke Russert

Luke Russert @LukeRussert

@ChadAChavez The mediocre MAGA defensive coordinator popping off in his camo visor was NOT on my bingo card. — PolitiTweet.org

Luke Russert @LukeRussert

Thanks for listening to my rant. I had 3 coffees today and listened to too much @1067theFan on a traffic choked drive. — PolitiTweet.org

Luke Russert @LukeRussert

None of my friends dare to care anymore. Most gave up their tickets. Some gave up on the NFL all together-apart from fantasy. Some went to the Ravens. HOWEVER, if there was new ownership, it would be like the fall of the Berlin Wall. A liberation of five generations of fans. Joy. — PolitiTweet.org

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The only thing that will save them is a sale. Nothing else. General Eisenhower couldn't fix them if given control. There's no hope. — PolitiTweet.org

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It's like the #NFL version of the Jerry Springer Show. Not even Vince McMahon could craft these story lines. These are Jerry Springer. "I'm marrying my sister who is actually an alien birthed by my poodle" is the level of weird in Ashburn. — PolitiTweet.org

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Yet, they drive all the sports coverage in DC. You cannot escape their ineptitude. They are a storied franchise with an attentive fan base that no locality actually wants close. The freak relative you don't want near you. If the team moved to Delaware nobody would care. — PolitiTweet.org

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There is no "bingo card" for this franchise because there is no bottom. But no billion dollar company or institution has had a weirder spiral towards to the bottom. From selling stale peanuts from a defunct airline, suing an elderly season ticket holder to cheerleader harassment. — PolitiTweet.org

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The story of the #Commanders over the last 25 years is one of the oddest downfalls in American history. The nail in the coffin being a defensive coordinator claiming an insurrectionist attack on the Capitol was a "dust-up" while the team is being investigated by Congress! — PolitiTweet.org

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@ReubenR80027912 @LPDonovan Combined audience of the big 3 is roughly 6.5 million people. Pretty dedicated night owls. Endless crop of free guests promoting their projects, so compared to scripted TV, it’s way cheaper to produce (why NBC wanted to do Leno at 10pm). Format relatively secure…for the moment. — PolitiTweet.org

Luke Russert @LukeRussert

@V_samuelSun @ESPNMcGee FIFA would stage the World Cup on the Death Star in honor of Sheev Palpatine for the right price. My expectations aren’t low, they’re non-existent. — PolitiTweet.org

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@ESPNMcGee “Saudi Golf League” is such a great flex. — PolitiTweet.org

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June gloom. — PolitiTweet.org

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Festus Ezeli is not walking through that door folks. — PolitiTweet.org

Luke Russert @LukeRussert

@kmclea8 He’s their muscle. At least have him go in there and get 6 hard fouls. — PolitiTweet.org

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@nmeyersohn Need some help on the defensive glass for sure. — PolitiTweet.org

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@SopanDeb Well the refs aren’t calling Horford’s flying leg drops on the league’s second most marketed star. So yeah—good call Kerr. — PolitiTweet.org

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Feels like the #Warriors have no depth. During the year, GP2, Poole, Looney, Kuminga, Lee all played high level impactful minutes. Hasn’t been there in the #NBAFinals — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @ABC: Zeneta Everhart, mom of Buffalo shooting survivor, invokes violence and brutality of slavery in her opening statement. "I continu… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @lindsaywise: He describes the bodies of children who died as “pulverized” and “decapitated” by the AR-15 billets. “Their flesh had bee… — PolitiTweet.org

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Nerd factoid. Looks like Pelosi’s Pac Heights precinct supported recall 80%-20%. Cc @SteveKornacki https://t.co/5vPFRzzOLL — PolitiTweet.org

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Mayor Breed now owns the crime issue. The buck will stop with her especially after she names replacement DA. Will police decide to police more now that they have confidence in a new DA? Lot of careers riding on it. 🌉 — PolitiTweet.org

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@SCClemons I’m old enough to remember the original! cc @samstein https://t.co/QNjQJxyucl — PolitiTweet.org

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Saw this a few months back. Knew #ChesaBoudin was done. When a man gets blamed for not being able to leave items in a trunk, he will lose. #SF https://t.co/P1b9MRqOYT — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @tackettdc: "McConaughey used his star power to make an argument for legislation in a fashion that the Biden administration has not been… — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @SeamusHughes: If you’re trying to understand the USGovt threat advisory today, it’s essentially this: DHS is saying there’s a lot of… — PolitiTweet.org

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@MarkLeibovich https://t.co/6dWs5qVX2t — PolitiTweet.org

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You don’t even need to go to Harvard to know this… — PolitiTweet.org

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@JimPethokoukis https://t.co/5llj78v024 — PolitiTweet.org

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@MLB @Angels @nikediamond @MikeTrout @Noahsyndergaard 😂 SF has more surfing than Anaheim. 🏄🏽‍♀️ — PolitiTweet.org

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@MurielBowser That’s a fact. We can see the sun. We have forests. Our airport is the best in America. — PolitiTweet.org