God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Death is the great shut-the-fuck-upper. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Kissinger" is trending. It will again very soon. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TheTweetOfGod: And now, a French lesson from Josephine Baker (@thesheertruth)! The new "Godcast" is out. Subscribe today! ⬇️ Listen t… — PolitiTweet.org

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Who next? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Someone just went straight to hell after a Rush through Limbo. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Listening to a live broadcast from Rush Limbaugh. There's even more screaming than usual. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

And now, a French lesson from Josephine Baker (@thesheertruth)! The new "Godcast" is out. Subscribe today! ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/qZ7seXWHFD https://t.co/cV2ikMfbaA — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@gillianinbrief @James02739108 If I may be so bold... https://t.co/SjelIgHASV — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

No one understands Me. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

When your motto is "Don't Mess with _____", you're asking for it. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Singer. Dancer. Superstar. Civil rights activist. 16-banana-dress wearer. Cheetah keeper. The remarkable Josephine Baker (@thesheertruth) sits down with Me on the next #Godcast, premiering tomorrow. ⬇️ Listen & Subscribe Here ⬇️ https://t.co/qZ7seXWHFD https://t.co/HJvVa1LykK — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Everything's bigger in Texas. Especially the incompetence. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There is currently no power for 99% of human beings. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This week on #Godcast, I chat with the legendary Josephine Baker (@thesheertruth)! Plus an infernal conversation with the late Rev. Jerry Falwell, live from hell! Premier tomorrow on Apple, Spotify and Stitcher. ⬇️ Listen & Subscribe Here ⬇️ https://t.co/qZ7seXWHFD https://t.co/SYghY1nAOl — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If you think this version of reality is awful wait till I unveil My Snyder Cut. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Hell has frozen over. Sorry, I meant the Deep South. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Justice is blind. Corruption can see. Advantage: corruption. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Acquit him once, shame on you. Acquit him twice, fuck you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Impeach humanity. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Fornicate these people. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I think I use killing all of you as a coping mechanism. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@HailClayton69 @ChrisDemarais @teddycyclops @MorningFromHell LET ME TALK TO MY PEOPLE. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@ChrisDemarais @teddycyclops @MorningFromHell @HailClayton69 I NEED MAJOR CROSS-PROMOTION AND SOME KIND OF MERCH TIE-IN. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@ChrisDemarais @teddycyclops @MorningFromHell WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?!?! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Can anyone explain how cryptocurrency works? I can't figure it out. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Do not disturb. I'm gettin' busy. https://t.co/P4uR9bdm63 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The human race is unsustainable. So at least there's some good news. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@jdudemill @trytostopJane @SenateGOP Nice save. — PolitiTweet.org

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Who killed Lizzie Borden's parents? It could have been anybody. It was Lizzie, though. Listen below. Then subscribe to #Godcast. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/qZ7seXWHFD https://t.co/2u68nkZNb2 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Did she or didn't she? (Hint: she did). Here's an excerpt from My exclusive interview with Lizzie Borden, who is long dead, but I can talk to her, because I'm God, and I can do that, and other podcast hosts aren't, and thus can't. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/qZ7seXWHFD https://t.co/GvOnmyk93z — PolitiTweet.org