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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm bored. Might be natural disaster time. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It really is true what they say: Shut up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I won’t be satisfied until I have enough followers to form sects that fight about how to interpret My tweets until they kill each other. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @ANNELAMOTT: I found Hershey’s kisses that go with the cover of my new book. I was in Target, and God said, “Buy them, girl.” So I came… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@rickygervais We always get us mixed up too! There's Me and Jesus and the Holy Spirit, and we're three, but we're on, and we're differentiated, but we're consubstantial, and it's a whole crazy thing. Sometimes I don't know which one I am! I have to check My wrists to make sure. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@rickygervais You remember David Blaine, right? https://t.co/dyvKaQxfZc — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@rickygervais No no no, you're thinking of Junior. He's the one who does magic tricks. Coming back from the dead after being entombed for three days, that was some David Blaine shit right there. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@rickygervais Would you like Me to send you to Mars, Ricky? Because I could do that. It would do wonders for your weight! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@rickygervais How can I when I "don't exist" and I'm "a made-up entity" and I'm an "excuse for intolerance blah blah blah"? (Love the weight gain by the way!) — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
.@rickygervais! You. Me. My #Godcast. A chatechism for the ages. Whaddayasay? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm deleting My history. Bye. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
By the way, @TaraSandsLA is a good person to talk to. Trust Me. I do it once a week. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
By the way, @tarasands is a good person to talk to. Trust Me. I do it once a week. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Jesus is hard at work booking guests for Me to interview on #Godcast. Who do you think he should get? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
O Kimye of little faith! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Bitcoin is the root of all evil that no one understands. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sometimes in life all you need is $50 million dollars. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you don't find #Godcast the most entertaining and enlightening podcast available right now, you, like Rev. Jerry… https://t.co/9dzOwiSGWb — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Working members"?!? — PolitiTweet.org
BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking
Duke and Duchess of Sussex tell Queen they will not be returning as working members of Royal Family https://t.co/L9Tz9Fsykp
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In hindsight it was a mistake for Me to go to Cancún for the Holocaust. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @vulture: In this week’s issue of 1.5x Speed: God, systemic true crime, and the reckoning in Bachelor Nation. @nwquah reports https://t.… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Things may seem bad now, because they are. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The world is in crisis and needs My total attention. But I have decided to take Jesus on a family vacation to another solar system with a warmer star. Later, suckers! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The worst people in the world couldn't be the worst people in the world without the faith and support of the dumbest people in the world. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@shinypinkbottle Give it to Rodney Rothman! And send him My best! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Governor Abbott will #TurnTexasBlue by literally turning Texans blue. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Texans, speak truth to power about your lack of power. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Good riddance? GREAT riddance. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
No matter what you thought of Rush Limbaugh, you have to admit: he's dead. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Now that Rush Limbaugh's in hell, he can hang out with another right-wing legend: Jerry Falwell! Here's an excerpt of My chat with the late Reverend on the new episode of "Godcast". ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/qZ7seXF6O5 https://t.co/07zzwxyboz — PolitiTweet.org
